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Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!
Flirt
sanju
Thu, Oct 29, 2009
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Teacher: tumhari abhi pitae karti ho nakhoon(nails) q nahee katay?
Student: M,m,m,m,miss ma to subha roz kattaa ho par van ka driver itni slow drive karta hai k rastay ma he nails bar jatay hai
Hindi Jokes
sanju
Thu, Oct 29, 2009
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My heart skips a beat,
Every time that you're near,
You fill me with happiness,
And take away my fears,
I feel in my heart,
It was no accident, me finding you,
Someone had a hand in it,
Long before we ever knew.
Love
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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Shama bhoojaye tu phir jal sakhti hai
kashty tu har toofan say guzar sakhty hai
zindagi mein kabhi mayoos nahi ho na
kyouke Taqdeer tu kabhi bhi badal sakhty hai.....
Shayari
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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Har Sham ke baad Raat ati hai
Har Baat ke baad aapki Yaad ati hai
Chup reh kar bhi dekh liye maine
Khamoshiyun se bhi app ki Awaz ati hai.....
Loving Shayari
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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Some joys are better expressed in Silence
as a Smile holds more meaning than Words
thats why when i was asked if i enjoy having you in my life
i just SMILE.....
Love
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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May green be the grass you walk on
May blue be the skies above you
May pure be the joys at surrounds you
May true be the Hearts that love you.....
Love
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life
But i'd rather be your moon so I can shine on you
during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.....
Love
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love
because sun rise in east and sets in west but
friendship rises in Heart and sets after Death....
Friendship
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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if you Hide, i'll Seek you
if you Lost, i'll search you
if you'll leave me, i'll wait for you
if day take you away from me, i'll fight for you
But if u stop missing me, i'll bite you.....
Funny
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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The rain may be falling hard outside,
But your smile makes it all alright.
I'm so glad that you're my friend
I know our friendship will never end.....
Friendship
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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MAINE NAAM RET PAR LIKHA, PANI BAHA LE GAYA, HAWA ME LIKHA, JHONKA UDA LE GAYA, FIR AAPKA NAAM DIL PAR LIKHA AUR HEART ATTACK AA GAYA.
Funny Hindi
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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SMILE EVER, UDAS NEVER! SPEAK EVER, GUMSUM NEVER! SHARE EVER, SHHUPANA NEVER! CARE EVER, BHULANA NEVER! BCZ “HUM HAI FRIENDS FOREVER”
Hindi Friendship
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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PHOOL JAISE DOSTO SE BHI KYA DOSTI KARNA, KUCHH PAL BAAD MURJHA JATE HAI, DOSTI KARO HUM JAISE KAANTO SE, JO CHUBNE K BAAD BHI YAAD AATE HAI….
Hindi Friendship
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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JAB APKA JANAM HUA, BAADAL FATA, ADBHUT ROSHNI HUYI, BHAGWAN KHUD SAB K SMNE PRAGAT HUYE, AUR KAHA “ SORRY 4D MISTAKE! KINDLY ADJUST PLZ”
Funny Hindi
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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NAMASKAR! JAAGO BALAK, SURYUDAY HO CHUKA HAI. PAVITRA SNAN POORN KARKE, MAATA PITA KE CHARAN CHHOKAR, SUNDAR LADKIYO K DARSHAN PAR NIKAL PADO. GOOD MORNING
Good Morning
sanju
Tue, Oct 27, 2009
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Ek teri khushboo bhi hamein tadpaati rahi, Jab bhi kari koshish tujhe bhulane ki.. Woh yaad teri dilaati rahi.
Shayari
sanju
Mon, Oct 26, 2009
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Pyar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hai, Sacche dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai, Pyar ki rahon par mil jaye saccha hamsafar, To kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai
Shayari
sanju
Mon, Oct 26, 2009
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Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 litter.
Marriage Jokes
sanju
Tue, Oct 07, 2014
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Its is easy to act a loving the one when u realy not in love
but its very very harder to act as hating the one whom you really love.
Love
sanju
Mon, Oct 26, 2009
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