-=SP=-'s Quote Collection

Two bulls always fight in a person's mind....
Good and Bad..
Do you know which one wil win?

"The One you Feed The Most.."

RISK is my life!
IMPOSSIBLE is
my love!

POSSIBLE is my
aim!

DANGEROUS is
my game!
Don't play wid me
Bcoz.
Santi iz My Name

Santa- Maa kehti he bhains ka dodh pine
se dimag tez hota he
Banta- Ma bewakuf banati he
Agar aisa hota to bhains ka baccha SCIENTIST nahi ban jata

Aap Itne Achchhe Lagte Ho,
Dil Ko Mere Bhaate Ho.
Kasam Se Wo Ada To Aapki Jaan Le Leti Hai.
Jab Jukhaam Me Aap Naak Se Gubbara Fulaate Ho.

Chintu: Didi Ro Kyo Rahi Hai?
Maa: Wah Sasural Ja Rahi Hai.
Chintu: Mujhe Laga Use School Bhej Rahe Hai.

Aisi wani boliye ki

jamkar jhagda hoye...

Gaur farmayen!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar jhagda hoye..

par usse na boliye jo apse Tagda hoye..

Arz Hai:
Shahar Me Ud Rahe The Hathi,
Shahar Me Ud Rahe The Hathi,

Itne Dhyan Se Kya Padh Rahe Ho DEHATI,
Kabhi Dekha Hai Udta Hua Hathi?

Wife-Aji sunte ho ghar me namak khatam ho gaya h
daal me kya daalu.
husband-Dimaag to h hi nhi
naya colgate active salt daal de
usme namak hai..

Dekho wo ladki kitni jhakkas hai

Gor farmaye

Dekho wo ladki kitni jhakkas hai

Bacho kal tumhari 1 ghante ki extra class hai.

Cute poem by school kid-
White color ki dress pehen kar

hum sab lagte kitne acche

School lagta hai polutry farm

aur hum sab murgi ke bacche

BOY to GIRL FRIEND - Koi aisi baat kaho, jismei dukh B ho aur khushi Bhi.

Girl - I LOVE U. . . . .

Bhaiya...

Teri aankhon me aasu Chehre pe hasi hai teri sanso me aahain,
Dil me Bebsi hai
Tune pehle Q nahi btaya mujhko K
Darwaze me teri ungli phasi hai..

father- 1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh, or nashta leke aata tha.

Beta-Ab possible nahi hai Dad Qki ab wahan CCTV camera hota hai

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Anek "ta" me ek "TA"

Tcher 2 sleepy student:Who
Invented Steam Engine?
Student: Wht sir?
T:Yes correct
It's James Watt
Moral:Sleeping is improve ur
genaral knowledge.

Once Santa was busy reading the prices of shares on TV, suddenly, his servant came and shouted:
Sir ur wife fell down.
Santa: Sell her immedidate

Safedi Se Chamak Rahe The Budiya K Baal..

Wah.. Wah..

Safedi Se Chamak Rahe The Budiya K Baal..

Is Kaal Kaal Me Hum Tum Kare Dhamaal

SON - Dad why doesn't the Law permit us to have More than One Wife..? DAD - When you get Married Son, u will realize that the Law is on OUR Side

yes !! I knew it!!
The world will not end in 2012 -

I just found a bottle of ketchup that expires in 2013...

Aadmi Kafi Der Se WAITER Ko KHUJLI Karte Dekh Raha Tha

Aadmi Ne Use Bula K Pucha-KHUJLI H Kya

Waiter-SAAB, Agar Menu Me Likhi H To Zarur Milega.