san's Quote Collection

Arz kiya hai..ki..
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.
Galib ne bhari mehfil me sher mara.

Fir kya hua?

...Sherni vidhwa ho gayi

Mental hospital ka doctor apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.

Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.

Doctor: aap ko brain tumour hai.

santa: Oh, that's GREAT !!.

Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai?

santa: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai

lallu: Mera kid bohot fast english bolta hai.

ballu: Beta bolke dikha.

Kid: english english english english english...

Ik Gadha: Yaar mera maalik Lallu mujhe bahut maarta hai.

Doosra Gadha: To tu bhag kyo nahi jata?

Pehla Gadha: Bhag to jaaun par vahan future bahut bright hai. Malik ki khubsurat beti jab sharat karti hai to vo usko kehta hai teri shadi kise gadhe se hi karunga. Bus isi umeed pe baitha hoon !!!!

Santa horse par ja raha tha.

Voh red light jump karta hai.

Police vala siti bajata hai.

Santa ghode ki tail opar kar ke kehata hai: Le karle number note.

Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?

Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

Ik Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.