kiran saraogi's SMS Collection

Chhote Cricket Khel Kar Aya,

Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?

Chhote:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi
Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Only 842 girls are left every 1000
Boys in India... Save Girls, we can
save the Tigers later!!!!! "Bike ke
Piche aur Theatre ki Corner Seat
pe Ladki chahiye ya
Tiger...... .... ..... ...... Apki choice
Apki Pasand ,,,, Jaago Boyz
Jaago :P

Depresion of a single boy-
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Koi mujh par emotional atyachar ka loyality test hi karwa le
Kam se kam 5din k liye koi to milegi.

Gusse Ka Aana "Mard" Hone K Nishani
Hai...
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Magar...
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Gusse Ko Pee Jana
"Husband" Hone Ki Nishani
Hai...!!

Awara ladko se jada kismat wale
to Gali k kutte hote hai...
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kam se kam ladki palat palat k
dekhti toh hai, aa raha hai
kya ..

Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o

Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain......:
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Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte
hain........
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Girl: Janu ab mazaq b nahi kar sakti
kya ?

Boyfrnd:Mai Tmhari Roz Roz ki Frmaishon se Tang Aa kar
Khud Kushi'kr Rha hun.
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Girlfrnd-Bas Kro Rulaoge kya.1acha sa White Suit bas Dila do,
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13ve pe Kya Pehnungi

Height 0f Medical PJ: If A Boy Has 'Magnetic
Personality'
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Still Can't Attract The Desired
Girl..
That Means Larki Mein Iron ki Kami He...

Koi Itna Amir Nai Hota Ki Wo Apna Past Krid Sake
Aur
Koi Itna Garib Nai Hota Ki Wo Apna Future Na Badal Sake
So
LIVE in PRESENT n WORK HARD 4 future.

ALL THE BEST...

Arz Kiya hein ,

Koi Larki Humien Thukra day tou gham NaHi ,
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WaH-WaH !! ,
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Koi Larki Humien Thukra day to gham NaHi ,
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Arre doob Mare Wo kAmini Jiski Kismat mai Hum Nahi

RAHUL GANDHI-mai desh k maujuda halat se bahut chintit hoon..

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MERE KAMAANE KI BARI AAI TO SAALE BHRASTACHAR HI BAND KAR RHE HAIN..