Sejan...'s SMS Collection

Parwah karne wale aksar rula jate he
apna keh kr paraya kr jate he
Wafa jitni b karo koi fark Nhi
'muje mat 6odna'
keh kar khud 6od jate he... !!!

Tabeer Jo Mill Jati To Ik Khuwaab bohat tha….
Jo Shakhs Ganwa Bethi Hon Nayaab bohat Tha…..
Main kaise Bacha Leti Bhala Kashti-e-Dil Ko DOST.....
Darya-e-Muhabbat Main Saylaab Bohat Tha….!

A perfact answer given by a gal when other guys asked her about her boyfriend .. "what that guy has that v dont hav?" .. the girl said "MY HEART"

Uski yado me,uski baato me,
kbi to mera b aks jhilmilata hoga
Lakh mashroof hoga wo apne kaam me magar,
kbhi toh mujhe soch k muskurata hoga.

Kaise Kahe Ki Tumara Pyar Chahiye,
Thoda Nahi Beshumar Chahiye,
Tum Bin Nahi Lagta Mera Dil,
Jeene K Liye Tera Sath Chahiye.!

ek mandir ke dwar par likha khubsurat vakya :::-
"KABHI AAP DUSRON KE LIYE MAANG KAR TO DEKHO, TUMHEN KABHI APNE LIYE MANGNE KI JAROORAT HI NAHIN PADEGI."

Wo bhi ro de ga usay haal sunaye kese,
Maum ka ghar he chirago ko jalaye kese,
Dur hota to usay dhund bhi lete ‘DOST’,
Rooh main chup k jo betha he usay paayen kese…!!!

College ke peeche nadi mein principle doob raha tha
pappu ne dekha aur zor zor se chillate huwe bhaaga
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Kal chutti hai...
kal chutti hai.......

Yado Ko Hm aaj Yad karte H
Hr Riste ko Nisar Krte H
Fursat ho to kuch likh bhejna
Hm B aapke masg ka intzar Krte hai.....

Khuda ne insaan ko jab tanha paya.To uski bebasi par taras khaya.Aa nahi sakta tha wo khud dharti par, Isi liye sabke liye ek hamsafer banaya..

Kabhi Toota Nahi Mere DiL Se Teri Yaad Ka Rishta “ae khuda“,
Guftugoo Jiss Se Bhi Ho Khayal Tera Hi Rehta Hai..........!!!

Mana Teri Nazro Ke Kabil Nahi Hum,
Unse Puch Jise Hasil Nahi Hum,
Mat Dar Dekh kar Hatho Me Khoon,
Naam Likha Hai Tera Katil Nahi Hum.

Dont Be Happy For A Reason,
Because That Hppyness Ends With The Reason.
Be Happy With Out Any Reason,
And You Will Be Happy For Ever.

Once a boy inserted a CD into the drive which had “Rajnikanth” written on it… N Guess what happened? The cpu started revolving around the CD.

Na chand hoga na taare rahenge,
kya hum log HAMESHA kuware rahenge
? Duniya me kitno k nikah hogaye,

kya hum log k naseeb me sirf nikah k misri badam rahenge ? :))

A note by the editor in his newspaper
"Don't be surprised if you find mistakes in this editorial newsletter. We print something for everyone. And some people are always looking for mistakes.

whales live in deep oceans....because they know rajini lives on land :D

Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog...
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later it was discovered that rajnikant was having sheesha in india !

this ones gud.........
Rajnikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds...

Record breaking -
1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea sloGan.....
"Idea can change ur WIFE"