ram shahi's Quote Collection

Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.
GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.
Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

Patni ne kaha- Tum mujhe pehle jaisa pyar nahi karte, shadi se pahle to pados ki chhat se kudkar mujhse milne aate the, Pati bola- ab sochata hu ki usi chhat se kud jau.

A bed of clouds 4 U 2 sleep, Diamd stars as ur bedside lamp, Angels 4rm heaven singng lulabies 4 U, May u sleep peacefuly thru out ni8.

If only there was no distance between, I would have kissed you goodnight.. Anyways, good night my love

2 Whom It May Concern Pls b notified tat da most Beautiful Creation of God is Preprng 2 Sleep. Send ur Greetngs now while he Stil Awake.

A metro passenjr


Teri yado k teer mere dil me chubhnge


Wah wah


Teri yado k teer mere dil me chubhnge



Agla station rajiv chowk h Dawaze bayi taraf khulange.

Na Botal me na jaar me, na hotel me na baar me, na bike me na car me, ab to din gujrata h apke SMS k intjar me.

Sucide tips 4 boys:-
1-Tk big rope tie it around ur neck & Hang ur self...
2-Slow deth; tk a small rope tie it on a girl"s neck n marry.

Film dekhni hai?


Dekho












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Yeh thi SANJAY LILA BANSALI Ki Film
WHITE!

Muhabbhat ka imtihan aasan nahi hota.Pyar sirf pana ka hi naam nahi hota. Barson gujar jaate hai kisi ko paane ke intizar me ,Ye pal do pal ka kaam nahi hota.

sri krishna janmashtami mangalmay ho, om namo bagwate vasdeway, jai sri radhr jai sri krishna, happy janmastami