Shardesh Agrawal's SMS Collection

Two girls are traveling in a train
Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.
Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to?
Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.
Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge
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UPPER birth pe soya hua
Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE
PE AAYE
TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!!!!

Jitni Padhai Girls Rickshaw,
Auto And Buses me Karti Hai, ..
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. Utni Agar Class Ya Ghar Par
kar le to,,.
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. Har Saal TOP kar Jaaye..

Engineering student ka dard.
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Wo ye bol kar hume chor gayi
dosto.
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Tumhare to EXAMS hi
khatm ni hote, tum pyar kya
kroge.

Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.

GF :- Wo kyun ?

Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.

GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.