shankar's Quote Collection

If I was a painter u would be my painting.
If I was an author, u would be my story.
If I was a poet, u would be my poem.
But unfortunately I am a cartoonist !

Pick any one of these:
Hammer
Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
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And hit urself with it
Thanks

Pyar Ke Phool Har Mausam Me Khilte Hai,
Dosti Ke Baadal Har Mausam Me Barshate Hai,
Hum Mile Yaa Na Mile,
Par, Yaad Hum Aapko Har Lemha Karte Hai.

A Dost! Jab Bhi Tu Udaas Hoga,
Mera Khyaal Tere Paas Hoga,
Dil Ki Gehraayion Se Karoge Jab Bhi Yaad Hume,
Tumhe Humaare Karib Hone Ka Ehsaas Hoga.

Hamari Dosti Ko Na Dil Se Kabhi Juda Karna,
Zindgi me Na Kabhi Ye Guna Karna,
Kuch Pal Chahe Beet Jaye, Tumse Baat Kiye Bina,
Kahin Zindgi Na Beet Jaye Dua Karna.

husband wife se bola
hata lo apne chehre se ye zulfe
E jane-e-tamanna
khuda kasam agli baar khane me baal aya to
SAJNI
Se
GHAJANI
bana
dunga.....

Britsh:Why U Indians r in diffrent Colour?
Pappu:Horses R in Diffrent Colour Bt Donkeys R all same!

Mohabat Ho Jaye
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Ya
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Macchar Kate
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Anjam 1 Hi He
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What?
Raat Ko Nind Nahi Aati..

SMS karne k 4 fayde
1 Mobile ko jang nahi lagti..
2 Timepaas ho jata he
3 Aap jise sms karenge o khush rahega
4 Apko koi KANJUS NAHI KHega

Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy ny,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr jagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
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....LIFE?BOY...

Ek Ganda Msg Sunao..?
Aik Larka Hota Hai..
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Woh Keechar Main Gir Jata Hai..
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Hua Na
GANDAAAAAAAAAA. .