shivam's SMS Collection

Gone yet not forgotten,
Although we are apart,
Your spirit lives within me,
Forever in my heart.

Our Hearts Still Ache In Sadness,
And Secret Tears Still Flow,
What It Meant To Lose You,
No One Will Ever Know...

Your presence we miss,
Your memories we treasure,
Loving you always,
Forgetting you never.

One police asked to the thief, “How you theft the horse within a minute in front of so many people?”
Thief replied, “I did not take the horse, it was the horse who has taken me so fast within a second.”

A girl introduces her boy friend to his father, “Dad I told you about him.”

Father asked the boy, “So,you wanna become my son-in-law?”
The boy replied, “Not really sir, but this is the only way to marry your daughter!”

mangal laddu kah raha tha.
deepu:kya khah rahe ho ?
mangal:jahar khah raha hu ,tumhe kya?
deepu:lao mujhe bhi khane do,tumhare bager mai bhi kya karuga.

chotu:papa,aaj school me bilkul bhi mar nahi padi.
papa:sabash beta, aase hi roz mar se bacha karo.
chotu:roz roz bum ki aapwah se chutti thori milegi.

bahut sare chiti ek talab me naha rahi thi. tabhi ek hathi talab me kuud gaya .ek chiti hathi pe chad gaya ,tabhi ek chiti ne kaha duba de saale ko.