Shreyas Patil's SMS Collection

Tujse naraj nahi jindgi hairan hu mai.

WAH_WAh

Tujse naraj nhi jindgi Hairan hu mai

Zalimo naya msg nahi ban rha hai ,Bahut Pareshan hu mai

Raza:
13 days ago
Santa apna sar pani me duba rha tha
Biwi-kya kAr rhe h?
Santa-Dimag chalta nhi h Sala

dekh rha hu kahi Puncher to nhi.
:-)
Smile wit me..!!

1 Bacha Bahut Der Se Ro Rha Tha
Ma Ne Pucha"Mele Lal Ko Ky Chahiye?
Toffee
Biscuit
Ya
Chocolate.
Bacha:"Bas 1 sanam chahiye,
ashqi k liye.
:-)

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out from ur bed
D-day has risen
M-mobile beeps
O-one message received
R-read and joy
N-never mind
I-it's just a
N-new wasy2wish
G-gud morning

ye msg un logo ko bhejo jo is Bhuri Duniya M Rehte Huye BBahut Ache H Maine Apko Bhej Diya
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Galti Se.....

Child: Mom, I want to have an apple.
Mom: But you had ur lunch just now.
Child: I have broken the window glass of the Doctor so I want to keep him away.

New style of proposing.
Boy: Can I take ur photo.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked in her younger age.

Uhna nu changa lagda dur rehna, assin ik jhalak vekhn nu pagalho jande. Saanu yaad ch neend na aaundi ae,oh bhul k saanusaun jande.Kinjh dina wich badal jande sajan pyare,kinjh dil detukde ho jande

O MY FRIENDS ITS TIME TO CRAZY- RAM CHANDRA KAH GAYE SIYA SE EKDIN AISA KALYUG AYEGA sssssshh.... VOLUME KAM KAR PAPA JAGJAYEGA.. GOOD NIGHT

English mein 'GOOD NIGHT'
Desi mein 'SUBH RATRI'
Urdu mein 'SHABBA KHAIR'
Kannad mein 'YARANDI'
Telugu mein 'PADANKOPO'
Or apni style mein 'CHAL LUDAK LE'

friendship doesn't need hours of togetherness and daily conversation.............as long as memmories are kept inheart true friends ll never go apart..........