shivraj parmar's Quote Collection

Boy said 2 Girl: Com in2 my heart
Girl: Saindal Nikalu Kya?
Boy: Hat Pagli, Mera Dil koi Mandir Thodi na he, Saindal pehan ke B Aa sakti ho

3 BOYS WERE GOING ON BIKE.
POLICEMAN GIVES HAND 2 STOP.. 1 BOY SHOUTED "OYE
PEHLE HI 3 BETHE HAI TU KAHAN BETHE

Pappu ucchi pahari pe beth kar study kr reha tha...
Ek admi ne poocha kya kr ho, Bhai sahib.
pappu: higher studies..

Banta- Kal maine ek bus ke piche bhagkar ticket ke 30rs bachaye.
Santa- Abe bewakuf taxi ke pche bhagta 2100rs bacha leta buddu.

Pahla Dost: Mere Pas Bangla Hai, Gaadi H, Bank Me Lokar Hai. Tumare Ps Kaya Hai?
Dusra Dst: "Mere Ps In Sab Ki Duplecat Chaabi Hai

1 aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka.
Driver:Kaha jana h?
Aurat:Jana 2 khi nhi. Bacha ro raha hai. Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

Teacher: maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha, kahan likha?
Sharma jr:sir kya karta. jaise hi ktte pe pen rakhta tha, wo bhag jata tha

Ek Sardar Ko Puri Raat Machharo Ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya Uski Khopadi Sarki Srdr Ne Zeher Piya Aur Bola..."Ab Kaato Saalo, Sab Maroge.

Santa Roz 2 hours Pooja Karta Tha- "Bhagwan,Meri Lottery Lagade"
11 Sal k Baad Bhagwan Gusse Me Prakat Hue or Bole-Abe Ek Bar Ticket 2 Lele.

Santa se puchha ki- "Tum next janam me kya ban'na pasand karoge?
Santa-"Ek Chuha" Why? Bcoz meri wife sirf chuhe se hi darti he..!

Ek Bhoot Ne Dusre Bht Se Kaha, Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai Na 'Ladke Marne Ke Baad Bht Ban Jate Hai, Aur Ladkiyaan Chudel Ki Chdl Hi Rehti He

The ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child "beta dil laga k padai karo" ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya

Dhire Dhre Apna Bana Gaya Koi.
Pyar ke SuhanE Sapne Dikha Ga K.
Aye ALLAH! Ye pr Hi Hai Ya.
Phir Se "CHUNA" Laga ga koi

Bhakt Swami se: SwamiJi mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu??
Swami:Uss Pja Ko Mere Paas Bhejo, Shayad Mra Mnn Lag Jaaye.

1 Saheli dosri se tmhara zyada khayal kon krta he?
Mera pati.
Or sabse acha kon lagta ha?
Tera pati
Ohhh
Hmari aadatein kitni milt

Interviewer: 2 bataiye PANI ke bina Insan kaise Marega?
Santa: PANI nai hoga 2 Insn Tairega kaise? Aur Trga nahi 2 doob jayega