shresthap's SMS Collection

**Palat K Daikha Tha Uss Nay Jis Tarha Say Mujhy**

**Main Agar Dil Pay Hath Na Rakhta Tu Dil Nikal Jata**

There is a saying

"If you want to be great, you must walk with great people."

Seriously,

I have no objection,
you can walk with me!

Teacher: Sach aur veham mai kya fark hai?

Stud: Aap jo hum ko pahra rahy hain wo sach hai lekin hum parh rahy hain ye apka veham hai:-)

ThOuGhT Ov ThE DaY....

"a MaRrIaGe Is SuCcEsSfU||


WhEn It wUd Be


BeTwEen


A B|?nD W?f3

&

A d3aF HuSbAnD...." ;->

I bought a Car on loan. I didn't pay the dues, the bank took away my bike.
Had I known this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also...

CHEERS... ;->

Ek Roz Roshni k Hazaar Sitaray honge,
Ek Roz Roshni k Hazaar Sitaray honge,
Qayamat k Din jb Apka Mobile check kia jye ga,
To Sab se ziada Sms Hamare honge.

!... I Hate You ...!

I Hate Ur Smile

I Hate Ur Laughs

I Hate Ur Kiss

I Hate Ur Hugs

BuT mOst Ov All,

I Hate That
I Don't
Hate U..

Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don't Mind Thier Own Business...???
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.
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Ans:
1 => No M!nD
2 => No Business..... ;->

ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA

B- BADA

H- HANDSOM

A- AUR

I- INTELLIGENT

Y- YAAR

A- APNA

One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->

Height Of Smartness..

Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->

|.. LoVeLy ThOuGht ..|
Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say.. But The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out Which 10% To Listen To.. ;->

Dis is a warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink. One day, you'll lose all ur friends, They will all die & you'll be left alone.
So, Start smoking

The Best Environment Day Slogan?

Save Earth,

This Is The Only

Planet With Girls !:-)

A
SINCERE
PRAY!
TO
GOD
O!GOD I DO NOT ASK A THING FOR ME
I want somethn 4 my mother
JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LUKIN
DAUGHTER_IN_LAW

I Like Long Walks ...



Especially



When They Are Taken



By People



Who Annoy ME ... ;->

... Money Talks ...



I Don't Deny ...



I Heard It ...



When I Took It Out From Pocket ...


It Said Good-Bye ... ;->

Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!






Of Course Girls Are First!!!







But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)

Men of Geneius
r
ADMIRED

Men of Wealth
r
ENVIED

Men of Power
r
FEARED

But Only

Men of Character
r
TRUSTED ...

Lets Plan For A Movie 2day

R U Free?

If Yes..


Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,

Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga