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**Palat K Daikha Tha Uss Nay Jis Tarha Say Mujhy**
**Main Agar Dil Pay Hath Na Rakhta Tu Dil Nikal Jata**
Romantic Shayari
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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There is a saying
"If you want to be great, you must walk with great people."
Seriously,
I have no objection,
you can walk with me!
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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Teacher: Sach aur veham mai kya fark hai?
Stud: Aap jo hum ko pahra rahy hain wo sach hai lekin hum parh rahy hain ye apka veham hai:-)
Hindi Jokes
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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ThOuGhT Ov ThE DaY....
"a MaRrIaGe Is SuCcEsSfU||
WhEn It wUd Be
BeTwEen
A B|?nD W?f3
&
A d3aF HuSbAnD...." ;->
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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I bought a Car on loan. I didn't pay the dues, the bank took away my bike.
Had I known this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also...
CHEERS... ;->
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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Ek Roz Roshni k Hazaar Sitaray honge,
Ek Roz Roshni k Hazaar Sitaray honge,
Qayamat k Din jb Apka Mobile check kia jye ga,
To Sab se ziada Sms Hamare honge.
Funny Shayari
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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!... I Hate You ...!
I Hate Ur Smile
I Hate Ur Laughs
I Hate Ur Kiss
I Hate Ur Hugs
BuT mOst Ov All,
I Hate That
I Don't
Hate U..
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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Q: What Are The Two Reasons Why Women Don't Mind Thier Own Business...???
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Ans:
1 => No M!nD
2 => No Business..... ;->
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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ANOTHER DEFINITION OF BHAIYA
B- BADA
H- HANDSOM
A- AUR
I- INTELLIGENT
Y- YAAR
A- APNA
Funny Hindi
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .
Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD
After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
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shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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Height Of Smartness..
Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !
Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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|.. LoVeLy ThOuGht ..|
Most Men Only Listen To Only 10% Of What Women Say.. But The Successful Ones Are Those Who Figure Out Which 10% To Listen To.. ;->
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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Dis is a warning to all those people who don't smoke or drink. One day, you'll lose all ur friends, They will all die & you'll be left alone.
So, Start smoking
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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The Best Environment Day Slogan?
Save Earth,
This Is The Only
Planet With Girls !:-)
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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A
SINCERE
PRAY!
TO
GOD
O!GOD I DO NOT ASK A THING FOR ME
I want somethn 4 my mother
JUST SEND MY MOTHER A RICH HANDSOM N GOOD LUKIN
DAUGHTER_IN_LAW
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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I Like Long Walks ...
Especially
When They Are Taken
By People
Who Annoy ME ... ;->
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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... Money Talks ...
I Don't Deny ...
I Heard It ...
When I Took It Out From Pocket ...
It Said Good-Bye ... ;->
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!
Of Course Girls Are First!!!
But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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Men of Geneius
r
ADMIRED
Men of Wealth
r
ENVIED
Men of Power
r
FEARED
But Only
Men of Character
r
TRUSTED ...
Funny
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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Lets Plan For A Movie 2day
R U Free?
If Yes..
Tum Apne Tv Pe Dekho,
Mein Apne Tv Pe Dekhunga
Funny Hindi
shresthap
Thu, Mar 26, 2009
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