shrutikirti15's SMS Collection

If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.

Alimony: funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily married to live happily unmarried.

Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.
Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.

The cost of living's going up, and the chance of livin's going down.

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.

For most men life is a search for the proper manilla envelope in which to get themselves filed.

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win you're still a rat.

Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

In an economic recession, I'd rather that in order to get out of this recession, that the people be spending their money, not the government trying to figure out how to spend the people's money.

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said he would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one

If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.

The problems of language here are really serious. We wish to speak in some way about the structure of the atoms. But we cannot speak about atoms in ordinary language.

Courage, it would seem, is nothing less than the power to overcome danger, misfortune, fear, injustice, while continuing to affirm inwardly that life with all its sorrows is good; that everything is meaningful even if in a sense beyond our understanding; and that there is always tomorrow.

The most noteworthy thing about gardeners is that they are always optimistic, always enterprising, and never satisfied. They always look forward to doing something better than they have ever done before.