Shubham's Quote Collection - Page 11

Have no friends not equal to yourself. -- Confucius

When a man talks dirty 2 a women, its sexual harassment


when a women talks dirty 2 a man, its Rs.3.95 per minute!

MuM: Have you brought the matches home? Son: Yes! Mum: Are they working??? Son: Yes! I have try up all the fire macthes... It's working.

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories … of many good things.

Don't let your mind rule over your heart.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?

Q: What does a blonde look like after sex?
A: No idea mate. I'm already long gone....

There should be a better way to start a day. Than waking up every morning.

Don't feel sad...don't feel blue...Frankenstein was ugly too...

There's a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it's not a train.