Shubhdeep's Quote Collection - Page 10

What's the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.

Women are just like frogs. They have a big mouth and are scared of the stork.

Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
Sam: "I don't know."
Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

A faithful friend is worth more than all the gold in the world.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.