Ramandeep Virk's Quote Collection

Santa: Malika Sherawat is going to be married.
Banta: Who is the lucky man?
Santa: I am. She rejected me.

Once Rakhi Sawant goes to LIC Office.
Rakhi: I want to get my body insured.
Officer: Sorry Madam, we do not insure Public Property.

What will a mother tell her son who is sleeping on a footpath and refuses to get up?
Get up else Salman will come.