manti's Quote Collection

Patient: Doctor I heard 10 percent of the total patients undergoing this surgery die.
Doctor: Don’t worry man, those 10 percent patients operated by me are already dead. Now it’s the turn of the 90 percent survivors.

What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.

samjhado apne yadon ko wo bin bulaye kavi aya na kare
tum to dur reh kar sataye hi ho
magar wo pas akar huma rulaya na kare