Sumit Ganguly's Quote Collection

Ye pyar bhi ajib cheez hoti hai.

Maa se ho to - MAMTA.
Baap se ho to - KARTAVYA.
Bhai se ho to - DHARM.
Behn se ho to - FARZ.
Aur Biwi se ho to
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1 lerki ne molvi se keha: Log mujhe chedte or ghoorte hain, aap hi bataein mai kya karu..?

Molvi ne dono bazu phailaa k kaha "Aap hamari agosh ma aajaeye"

Jaat riding a cycle, hits a Girl.

Girl:Ghanti nahin mari jaati kya?

Jaat: Re bawli ?!! Poori cycle maar di, aab ghanti alag se maaru ke ?

Aap itrate bahut ho
Dil ko behlate bahut ho

Sochte hai aap ko DINNER par le jaaye
Par kya kare ZALIM tum khate bahut ho.

Jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage,

Jab jab hum ne chaha tab tab tum jaage,

Kyuki tumare ghar ki ghanti hum hi baja kar bhaage...