Sumit Saundekar's SMS Collection

A deadly PJ.

What do u cal a group of farmers stuck at one place?
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KISSAN JAM!
Plz dont throw ur mobiles.

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

1 juth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai,
Aur
1 muskurahat aapki zindgi ke 10 min badha deti hai,

Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.

Takdeer ke rang kitane ajib hain,
anjane rishte hain phir bhi kerib hain..
har kisi ko dost aap ke jaisa nahi milata muje aap mile hain,
Ye mera naseb Hai..

Aap jante hai ki is duniya ka sabse kamina insan koun hai?
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Socho?
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Ans.Is sms ka sabse pahla shabd