Suraj Sharma's Quote Collection

Ek aadmi ghabraya hua police station pr aaya aur bola

Mujhe girftaar kr lijye main ne apni bivi k ser pr danda mara hai.

Inspctor: Kya woh mar gayi?

Aadmi: Nahi wo danda lye mere peche aa rahi hai. :-)

Ek raat husband ny wife se pani manga or so gaya

Bivi sari raat khari rahi subha hui

Husband: tum sari raat yaha khari rahi bolo kya chahye

Wife: Gussy se, Talaq ;-)

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