surendra sharma's Quote Collection

Hum DIYE par hath rakh k kasam khate he,
ki hum aaj se aapse sms ka rista tod denge,
aapko pareshan nahi karenge
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OH teri!
DIYA bhuj gaya.

HUM Log fon pe bat nhi krte h
Or sms jyada krte h
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Kyoki HUM CENTER FRESH khate h
CENTER FRESH sirf Juban pr lgam rkhta h
Hath pe nhi.

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Road pe gurjar aandolan ki wajah se bahut jaam tha..
So
aaj Helicopter se wish karne aana pada.

Phone na krna BILL jyda ayga,
Messge na krna PAISA Kharch ho jayga,
Miss Call na Dena Batery Low ho jaygi


Bus "DIL" se Yad krna,Free me kam ho jyega. :

Hansi aati nahi ya hasna chahte nahi aap,
Dil kehta nahi ya Dil ki sunte nahi aap,
Aise to nahi the pehle',sach batao
yaad aati nahi ki yaad karte nahi aap.

DIMAG OR DIL ME UTNA HI FARQ H
Jitna Phonebook Aur Inbox Me
PHONEBOOK ME HAZARO MILTE Hai LEKIN
Inbox Me Sirf Apne Hi Milte Hai
CHECK Kr Lo.

sandaas me jo dekha maine tairta hua Guu, Gu se yad aya kesa h re tu..

Daala jo paani doob gaya Guu, lagta h jaise mujhko bhul gaya tu...

Humko Pata Hai Aap Bahut
"Buzzy" Hai
Jyada Nahi Par Thode
"Krrzy" Hai
Mana Ki Milna Bahut Muskil Hai
Par Mobile Se sMs Karna To
"Eazzy" Hai.

h na.

Guzarte lamho me sadiya talash krta hu,
Ye meri pyaas h nadiya talash krta hu.
Yaha to log ginaate h khubiya apni,
Me apne aap me kamiya talash krta hu.

Once 3 eggs fall on d ground bt only 2 eggs broke..!!
Why..?





























Hota h aisa kabhi kabhi.
Aap tension mat lo..;-)
Frwd karo:-)gud nite:-);-)

MoM & DaD"
Aziz Bhi Wo H Nasib B Wo H,
Duniya Ki Bheed Me Karib B Wo H
Unke Aashirwad Se Hi Chalti H Zindagi
Khuda B Wo H Taqdir B Woh. G-mrng..!

Life me har bar importance us person ko mat do jis se ki aap khusH ho..
Life me importance us prson ko b do jo hr bar apko khush rakhne ki kosis karta ho

Log Kahte Hai Koshish Karte Raho,Har Rah Mein Hope Hai


Aankhein Aaj Bhi Us kamino Ko Dhundti Hai Jisne Kaha Tha CA Kar Lo Zabardast Scope Hai..

Help people with your heart and dont expect anything back from them. If u expect anything back what is the diff bet help and loan.*
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Aankhen aaj bhi uss kamine ko talash rhi h, jisne kaha tha

12th tak padhlo,college me to aish h!......

Grl:Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To Tume Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Atta aur Papa Ki Car Me 20 litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga.Boy:Acha BEHAN chalta hu Ami-Abu Ko Salam Kehna.

Hame to Cigret ne luta
Bidi me khan dum tha
Apni kashti bhi whan doobiJha DESI ka drum tha,Hum tab bhi nikal aaye kyoki hame whisky peene ka man th

Frnd 1- Mere pass Twittr hai, Facebook hai, youtube hai, Orkut hai, Skype hai,Tere paas kya hai?
Frnd 2- Mere paas kaam dhandhe hai!

Why boys call all girls ITEM?bcozITEM means MAALMAAL means PAISAPAISA means LAXMIor grl to ghar ki laxmi hoti hto hui na ITEM.Rista wahi soch nai.

Hey, by 26 Sept my no. will b off. I'm goin to dehli for 1yrs.
Keep mising me... I'll mis u.




























Kal raat yeh khwab aya tha.
Aaj dekho shyad London jaau.