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surendra sharma's Quote Collection
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Hum DIYE par hath rakh k kasam khate he,
ki hum aaj se aapse sms ka rista tod denge,
aapko pareshan nahi karenge
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OH teri!
DIYA bhuj gaya.
Funny Hindi
surendra sharma
Mon, Jan 17, 2011
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HUM Log fon pe bat nhi krte h
Or sms jyada krte h
Q ?
Kyoki HUM CENTER FRESH khate h
CENTER FRESH sirf Juban pr lgam rkhta h
Hath pe nhi.
Funny Hindi
surendra sharma
Mon, Jan 17, 2011
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----;---- ,--' --=_____/'7
(_GOOD_,=-----/ ._/_/_ NIGHT
Road pe gurjar aandolan ki wajah se bahut jaam tha..
So
aaj Helicopter se wish karne aana pada.
Good Night
surendra sharma
Mon, Jan 17, 2011
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Phone na krna BILL jyda ayga,
Messge na krna PAISA Kharch ho jayga,
Miss Call na Dena Batery Low ho jaygi
Bus "DIL" se Yad krna,Free me kam ho jyega. :
Funny Shayari
surendra sharma
Mon, Jan 17, 2011
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Hansi aati nahi ya hasna chahte nahi aap,
Dil kehta nahi ya Dil ki sunte nahi aap,
Aise to nahi the pehle',sach batao
yaad aati nahi ki yaad karte nahi aap.
Hindi Shayari
surendra sharma
Mon, Jan 17, 2011
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DIMAG OR DIL ME UTNA HI FARQ H
Jitna Phonebook Aur Inbox Me
PHONEBOOK ME HAZARO MILTE Hai LEKIN
Inbox Me Sirf Apne Hi Milte Hai
CHECK Kr Lo.
Hindi
surendra sharma
Mon, Jan 17, 2011
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sandaas me jo dekha maine tairta hua Guu, Gu se yad aya kesa h re tu..
Daala jo paani doob gaya Guu, lagta h jaise mujhko bhul gaya tu...
Funny Shayari
surendra sharma
Mon, Jan 17, 2011
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Humko Pata Hai Aap Bahut
"Buzzy" Hai
Jyada Nahi Par Thode
"Krrzy" Hai
Mana Ki Milna Bahut Muskil Hai
Par Mobile Se sMs Karna To
"Eazzy" Hai.
h na.
Funny Shayari
surendra sharma
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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Guzarte lamho me sadiya talash krta hu,
Ye meri pyaas h nadiya talash krta hu.
Yaha to log ginaate h khubiya apni,
Me apne aap me kamiya talash krta hu.
Sad Shayari
surendra sharma
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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Once 3 eggs fall on d ground bt only 2 eggs broke..!!
Why..?
Hota h aisa kabhi kabhi.
Aap tension mat lo..;-)
Frwd karo:-)gud nite:-);-)
Funny Hindi
surendra sharma
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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MoM & DaD"
Aziz Bhi Wo H Nasib B Wo H,
Duniya Ki Bheed Me Karib B Wo H
Unke Aashirwad Se Hi Chalti H Zindagi
Khuda B Wo H Taqdir B Woh. G-mrng..!
Good Morning
surendra sharma
Tue, Jan 18, 2011
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Life me har bar importance us person ko mat do jis se ki aap khusH ho..
Life me importance us prson ko b do jo hr bar apko khush rakhne ki kosis karta ho
Life
surendra sharma
Tue, Dec 28, 2010
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Log Kahte Hai Koshish Karte Raho,Har Rah Mein Hope Hai
Aankhein Aaj Bhi Us kamino Ko Dhundti Hai Jisne Kaha Tha CA Kar Lo Zabardast Scope Hai..
Funny Hindi
surendra sharma
Tue, Dec 28, 2010
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Help people with your heart and dont expect anything back from them. If u expect anything back what is the diff bet help and loan.*
:-??
Miscellaneous
surendra sharma
Tue, Dec 28, 2010
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Aankhen aaj bhi uss kamine ko talash rhi h, jisne kaha tha
12th tak padhlo,college me to aish h!......
Funny Hindi
surendra sharma
Tue, Dec 28, 2010
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Grl:Agr Mujse Shadi Krni Hai To Tume Hr Hafte Mumi Ko 10kg Atta aur Papa Ki Car Me 20 litre Petrol Dlwana Hoga.Boy:Acha BEHAN chalta hu Ami-Abu Ko Salam Kehna.
Hindi Jokes
surendra sharma
Mon, Nov 15, 2010
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Hame to Cigret ne luta
Bidi me khan dum tha
Apni kashti bhi whan doobiJha DESI ka drum tha,Hum tab bhi nikal aaye kyoki hame whisky peene ka man th
Funny Shayari
surendra sharma
Mon, Nov 15, 2010
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Frnd 1- Mere pass Twittr hai, Facebook hai, youtube hai, Orkut hai, Skype hai,Tere paas kya hai?
Frnd 2- Mere paas kaam dhandhe hai!
Funny Hindi
surendra sharma
Mon, Nov 15, 2010
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Why boys call all girls ITEM?bcozITEM means MAALMAAL means PAISAPAISA means LAXMIor grl to ghar ki laxmi hoti hto hui na ITEM.Rista wahi soch nai.
Funny Hindi
surendra sharma
Mon, Nov 15, 2010
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Hey, by 26 Sept my no. will b off. I'm goin to dehli for 1yrs.
Keep mising me... I'll mis u.
Kal raat yeh khwab aya tha.
Aaj dekho shyad London jaau.
Funny Hindi
surendra sharma
Mon, Nov 15, 2010
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