priya sharma's Quote Collection

mom-sweety time kya hua?

sweety-mom clock kharab hai, torch do mobile mai dekh ke batati huin

baap bete ki galti pe-gadha
beta-papa tension not sab khete hai mai aap pe gaya huin

light chali gayi


beta-papa torch do na

baap-le,padega kya?

beta-no papa frnd ko sms bhejna hai
isliye torch maang raha huin

a black boy was crying and saying to his buffalo - y i m so black everyone teases me
buffalo - "tu ne mera dood piya hai tu bilkul mere jesa hai

father-1 2 3 4aaaaaaaa 5 6eeeeee........
son-papa ur counting is wrong bcoz counting mai abcd nahi ati
father-beta mai counting nahi tumhari mummy ke punch count kar raha huin

elephant to ant

elephant-kahan jaa rahi ho?








ant-dress silwane.

















elephant-kapda bache to mere liye bhi kuch silwalena

son-shaddi mai dulhe ko gadhe pe kuyn nahi betathe?
father-taki log 2 gadhe dekh dar na jaye