the Dark knight vj's SMS Collection

pi hai cigrate har dukan se.
1 to lagani padti hai, pajle har kaam se.
gujre hai hum kuch aise mukam se..
ki mohabbat si ho gai hai GOLDFLAK ke naam se...!

patrol ke RATE badne ke baad-
santa bike leke Patrol pump gaya.

salesman- kitne ka dalu?

santa- 10rs ka bike ke upar spray kar de... aag lagani hai!!

just think about it..

duniya ka yakin kare bhi to kese kare....




jab apni hi ankho ke aasu,
kisi or ke liye nikalte hai....!

akho me aasu to the,
par hum ro na sake..

unhe dil de kar chain se so na sake..

zindagi gujar rahi, isi kashmakash me..

na hi paa sake unhe,
na hi kho sake.

ek dukhi girlfriend ne apne boyfrnd ke liye shayari likhi-

phoolo ka raja,
baharo ka shahjada,


dil tod kar chala gaya..

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA..

mumkin nahi hai shayad kisi ko samajh pana.
samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana.

aasan nahi hai kisi ko pyar karna.
par bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana..

fighting style-
1980- nukkad par mil tu!

1990- adde pe aa tu, batata hu!

2000- sport club pe mil, dekhta hu tujhe!

2011- ab aa tu facebook pe!!!