AMAN's Quote Collection

Sory 2 say,
maine kal apko kapde utarte dekha tha,
apne 1dum se sare kapde utar diye,
plz ap dire-2 utara karo nahi to....
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RASSI TUT JAYEGI.
samjha...,

Madam=Tum bahut badtameez ho gaye ho,main tumhe kya szaa du ? Kid=Wo Ldki Jo 2nd banch Pe baithi hai, mujhe uske Saath bathroom mein bnd kr do..

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se pucha jab BOMB gira....
"kya wo phat gya tha?"
Zakhmi gusse se:"Nahi..!wo raing kar mere paas aaya aur pyar se bola

"THAAA"