kaushix's Quote Collection

Wife runs home saying, Pack your bag honey, I won 10 crores in lottery
Husband: Should I pack for beach or hills?
Wife: Who cares?


Just pack n get lost.

Dehati aurat cheque cash karwane bank gayi
Clerk: Yahan sign karo
Aurat: Kaise
Clerk: Jaise letter ke aakhir mein likhti ho
She wrote: AAP KE MUNNE KI MA

Definition of a true music lover-
A girl is singing in the bathroom taking the bath & a boy standing near the keyhole is using his ears & not his eyes