Juni's Quote Collection

Movies should be banned for chlidren because:


Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?


Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,

apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,

hum roz kahan say naye msgs bhejen,

hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

kahi andhere to kahi sham hogi,
meri har kushi tere nam hogi,
kuch mang k to dekh humse dost...
bijli,panni,mobile k bill aur karz me dubi propety tere nam hogi.