UD's Quote Collection

Tum chale gaye to
baag se titilya chali gyi
phool murjha gye
patte jhad gye
ab or mat satao
garden me pani dene aajao mali kaka.

Gum Vo Cheez Hai,

Gum Vo Cheez Hai,

Gum Vo Cheez Hai,

Jo Kagaz Chipkane Ke
Kaam Aata He!

Asman Me Dekh Iswar Ka Khubsurat $ama

Dharti Pe Dekh
Iswar Ka Khubsurat Karisma

Ab,Aaine Me Dekh
Iswar Ka $abse Bada NAMUNA

Santa Cycle Ki Break Hath Me Lekar Nach Raha Tha.

Man-Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa-Oye! BREAK DANCE

Wife:Me tumhari yado me 15 din me hi adi ho gayi

muje lene kab a rhe ho?

Hsbnd:15 din or ruk jao

Ni
Sa
Sa
Sa
Re
Re
Saaa
Reee
Dha
Maa
Pa
Dha,maa, pa
Dhaaa.
Nii.
Sa.
Re,ga,ma
Re,pa
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Bas karo Mere Indian Idol
Ab So Ja

Ap
Imandar
Snskari
Sundar
Sushil
Smajdar
Khubsurat
Dimagwale
ho

Pata Karo Ye Afwah Kaun Faila rha he

ALIBABA 40 Chor The
Ab
Alibaba 20ChorHo Gye
Pucho Q?
QKi
Mandi Ka Time Chal Raa he
20 chor Ko Nikal Diya

Santa aur Jhandu balm
mein kya antar hai?

Ek sardar hai...

Aur dusri. . .

Asardar hai.....