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Q: Why do women have smaller feet then men?

A: So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink....

Muhbt Nakam ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Nikaltay Hyn.
Or Agr Muhbt Kamayab Ho Jaye Tab Bhi Anso Hi Nikaltay Hain

Mujhe aaj bhi uske pyaar ki shiddat ronay nahi deti



Wo Kehta Tha Mar Jaonga Tere Aansun K Girne Se Pehle... /

Mohabbat
K Sapney
Dekhata Boht Hy,

Wo Raaton
Ko Mujh Ko
Jagata Bhi Boht Hy,

Me Aankhon
Me KajaL
Lagaon Tu Kese?

In Aankhon
Ko ZaLim RuLata Bhi Tu Boht Hai...

1st 3 months
Perfume & Flowrs


Aftr 3 yrs
Baby Powdr,Cream, Lotion


Aftr 30 yrs

Vicks & Tiger baam n medicines ;->

BeautiFul Lines Written Outside PETROL PUMPS in China-

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"Avoid GIRLFRIEND & Save Pertol"