Venky's SMS Collection

SMS
Smile a while,
While u smile,
smile another smile,
soon there will be miles,
and miles of smiles is just u smile,

Teacher 2 pathan: Qaatil kise kehtay hain ?

Pathan: Pata nahi,

Teacher: agar tum apnay baap ko
qatal ker do to tum kia kehlao gay?

Pathan: YATEEM

Interviewer : Give Me The Opposite Words

Banta:Ok

Interviewer : Made In India

Banta : Destroyed In Pakistan!!