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Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

Sabke chahne se har baat nahi hoti, thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jo zindigi me sabse jyada pyara he, kya kare usise roz mulakat nahi hoti..........