Vicky's Quote Collection

Difference between love & friendship…. U give ur whole heart to ur love & they break it…. But u give ur broken heart to ur friend & they make it….

A friend means Someone I MISS….. Someone I CARE….. Someone I NEED….. Someone I LOVE….. Someone I TRUE….. Someone I SPECIAL….. Someone I LIKE…. Thats U….

Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga,Jo na dekha kabhi woh sama hoga…. Us jahan ke saare hasin nazaron ki kasam,Aap sa pyara dost dusra kaha hoga….

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms ka hafta bhej

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Dekha !!!

I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala

Ishq wich hoyi bewfaai ta dekhi jayugi,
Je tu preet na nibhayi ta dekhi jayugi,
Main kise de kehan te peeni ni chadni,
je tu apni kasam paayi ta dekhi jayug

bachpan di gali te gawand nahi bhulde,
khelde si kali jota oh thaan nahi bhulde,
asi apni khushiyan nu tere te varde rahe,
muthi vich si jota, kali keh ke h

Kya Re ??? .. Shiyane Tukur Tukur kya Dekh Raha/i Hai ????……… Koi Aur
Kaam Nahi Hai Kiya…..
Chal Kaam Kar……Mail Khatam Ho gai.;)

Baba Karnail Singh baitha si Dukaan te’
Baba Karnail Singh diggya dhadam se, Pind de log phir
aa ke kehan lagge,
Baba Karnail Singh te gaya hun kaam se.

‘Kali Bhed, Kali Bhed, hai kucch unn?’
‘Haan bhai,Haan bhai, Tin pandan gin, Ek tere waste,
ek teri woti lai Ek us
munde lai jehra khara raste’.

Anmol vachan:jehra khau afeem,ohi lau skeem.Jehra khau jarda 100 sal ni marda.Jehra peeu dodde,ohde ni jurde godde.Jehra khau gheo…..Sala svere hi marya
lo…

Jatt te kudi bench te baithe c ; Jat-Tuhada Naam? KUDI- Neena, te tuhada.. Jat- Main kameena.. Kudi-Lagde ta nahin. Jat- Thoda naal ho k baith pata lag
jau..,

Zindagi vich fer kade mile je aapa, kite… vekh ke na nazra jhuka lavi, “TENU VEKHYA LAGDA YAAR KITE” bas ina keh ke jaffi pa lavi.

Tight jean wali kudi nu pendu-bibi 500 daunga ek vaar jean la ke dubara pa ke dikha. Kudi-Rate theek la.Mainu pata e,ik vaar lahun de baad tu paun nahin
deni…