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Dil se Jab Hum Tumhe Yaad Karte hain.

Aap Ka Sapno Main Hum Didar karte Hain.

Jab say Dekha Hai Aap Ko Qareeb Say.

Ab To Bas TOBA ASTAGHFAR Karte Hain.

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Gadha ghaans kio kahata hey ??

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challoo choroo It’s ur personal metter…..

Tumhari marzi kuch bhi khaooo……………

Take a bowl…
fill it with grapes
Put ur hand in it..
Go in front of the mirror…
U know what ull find???
Langur ke haath mein angoor

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist: Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga……

A man to cardiologist, How dare u tell my wife that she has a cute Vagina, Doctor, stupid, i told her that she has acute Angina.

Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.

Be just, and fear not.
Let all the ends thou aim'st at be thy country's,
Thy God's and truth's.

Never let life's hardships disturb you ... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages.

I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.

Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight.

6 Hijede badhaai dene gaye.
-:Haye-Haye:- **Hume to 2100 Lenge 2100**
piche se aawaz aaiiiiiiiiiiii
abe 2300 lelo Usme FM Bhi Hain.

My dear,supposing i av given u all dat i had,how would i av ever say 'i love you' when d VOICE BOX
is also part of what i av.

everything on earth is as a result of dreamz, they make the tommorow. so lets all dream to make the world a better place........okanya phillip

A cool gme: Think of 6 to 9 multiply with 56 and then close ur eyes









u can see dark Am i correct?????