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Father: Exam me kitne no. aaye
Santa: 1 nahi aaya, baaki pure aaye hai
Father: Saabas, 99 no laya hai mera beta
Santa: Nahi maine kaha 100 me se 1 nahi aaya, 00 aaye hai
Hindi Jokes
Vinod
Tue, Dec 06, 2011
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Santa: Sote waqt scale lekar soya
Banta:Tum scale kyon lekar soye
Santa: me dekhna chaahat hu ki mein kitna lamba sota hun
Hindi Jokes
Vinod
Sat, Nov 12, 2011
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Santa bank gaya, wanha likha tha sone par loan milata hai.
Santa wanhi so gaya aur pucha 1 raat sone par kitna loan milega
Hindi Jokes
Vinod
Sat, Nov 12, 2011
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Prito: Mere hont bahut phat gaye hai, kuch lagane ke liye la dena
Santa: lo tumhare phate hoton ko jorane ke liye Fevicoal laya hun
Hindi Jokes
Vinod
Fri, Nov 11, 2011
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Santa (Security Incharge) Pran ko jane diya lekin amitabh ko rok liya
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?
Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye
Hindi Jokes
Vinod
Fri, Oct 07, 2011
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Santa: Mujhe aaj tumhari aanguliyan katani paregi
Wife: Kyon?
Santa: Pappu kah raha tha Lady Finger ki sabji khani hai.
Hindi Jokes
Vinod
Mon, Oct 03, 2011
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Mother: Santa Tum 18 Years ki larki dekhar Shadi karlo
Santa: 2 bahu lekar ghar aata hai
Mother: Kya hua?
Santa: 18 ki mili nahi to 9 - 9 ki 2 se shadi karli
Hindi Jokes
Vinod
Mon, Oct 03, 2011
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Santa: Tarbooj kaise diye
Fruitwala: 20 per Kg
Santa: Mahnge hai
Fruitwala: Lekin guarantee se mithe hai
Santa: 1 Tarnook kharid kar bolta hai ab iska guarantee card de do
Jokes
Vinod
Sat, May 29, 2010
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Santa: Sabse bari durghatna kya ho sakti hai
Banta: Agar koi potty dhone ke dibbe me Tejab dal de
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Vinod
Sat, May 29, 2010
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Santa: Very Tasty, Aaj to tumhare ghar kheer kha kar majja aa gaya
Banta: Agar Billi muhn nahi marti to Kheer aur bhi achhi banti
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Vinod
Fri, May 28, 2010
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Rom Rom me tum saji ho
Dil me mere tum basi ho
Tere bina har khushi aduri
Kyonki tum ho mere jivan ke dhuri
Shayari
Vinod
Wed, May 05, 2010
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Sann sann bahati Hawa se pucha kahan hai mera yaar
Kal kal karte Paani se pucha kahin dekha hai mera pyar
Tabhi Dil se ayee awaaj me to yahan hun meri Jaan
Love
Vinod
Sat, Apr 24, 2010
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Santa: Mujhe kamjori mehsoos ho rahi hai
Banta: Tum bharpoor desi ghee khao
1- 2 din baad
Banta: ab kaise ho
Santa: Waise hi hoon, Bharpoor Brand ka koi ghee aata hi nahi
Jokes
Vinod
Sat, Apr 24, 2010
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Santa: Office jate waqt Rumal, Chasma & Mobile bhool gaya
Niche se wife ko bala de do
Wife ne Chasma phenka toot gaya, Mobile phenka toot gaya
Santa: Tum rahne do me rumaal lene upper hi aa raha hun
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Vinod
Thu, Apr 22, 2010
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Santa: RIM ka connection lene gaya
Call rate bataye
1 pase per sec.
50 paise per min.
1 rupee per 3 min.
Santa: 1 rupee wala hi sahi hai roj khulle kahan se launga
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Vinod
Thu, Apr 22, 2010
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Santa galati se Sansad me chala gaya wanha upper kursi pe baithe huye se pucha
Tum kaun ho ho?
usne jawab diya : ME Speaker hun
Santa: jor se bola, to phir me Loud Speaker hun
Jokes
Vinod
Thu, Apr 22, 2010
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Santa: Bakri se door bhag raha tha
Banta: Bhag kyon rahe ho
Santa: Mere Papa ne kaha tha mere dimag me bhoosa bhara hai, soch raha hun kahin ye kha na jaye
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Vinod
Wed, Apr 21, 2010
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Banta: Me naya FM Radio laya hun ye chalata bahut achha hai
Santa: Abe ghonchu, mujhe bewakoof mat bana, ye chalega kaise iske to panv hi nahi hai
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Vinod
Wed, Apr 21, 2010
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Santa tapasya karta hai
Bhagwan: var mango vats
Santa: Ye kya kiya aapne, me to vadhu ke liye tapsya kar raha tha
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Vinod
Tue, Apr 20, 2010
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Phool aap ke liye Kante Hamare liye
Sarak aap ke liye Gadde hamare liye
Shahad aap ke liye Karela hamre liye
Hum aap ke liye Aap humare liye
Love
Vinod
Mon, Apr 19, 2010
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