VIPIN SALUNKE's Quote Collection

Girl: muzpe shayari karo na..
shayar: ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
ye resham si julphe karti hai andhera..
Ho ja takli aur kar de savera

If i go wrong,I need ur hand 2 correct me.
If i win,I need ur hand 2 wish me.
If i lost,I need ur hand 2 guide me.
so,

plz wash ur hands properly........!!

Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then, what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.