bhau's Quote Collection

Taxi driver to
Sindhi passenger :
”Sir, taxi ke brakes fail
ho gaye hain
Kya karoon.?”
Sindhi passenger :
”Bhenya Charya, pehle meter band kar”.

Santa : Haan, Ussey Main Apne Pair Ke Socks Mein Chhupa Ke Rakhta Hu. Shukra Hai Bhagwaan Ka, Un Logo Ki Nazar Meri Pistol Par Nahi Padi.

Ladka- “Tumharaa Ghar Jane Ka Kya Iradaa Hai?”
Ladki- “Tumhare Paas Kitne Rupye Hai?”
Ladka- “Lagbhag Char Sau Rupye Hai?”
Ladki- “Filhal Char-Paanch Din Tak Jaane Ka Koi Iradaa Nahi.”

Tum mujhe bhula na paaoge,
Is kadar ham tumhe yaad aayenge…
Yakeen na aaye to aaine me dekhna,
Teri aakhon me ham nazar aayenge

Kuch vaade bhi the… kuch iraade bhi the…
kuch hasrate bhi thi… kuch chaahte bhi thi…
Hua karte the ham bhi kisi ke kabhi,
Koi hamdam hamaare bhi the.

Call me..

= Future tense..

Called me
= Past tense.

Calling me
= Present tense.

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Improve your Grammer. .