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A person who laughs more
And
Makes others laugh
Would be having
A thunder storm sadness
Beneath his heart.

Ho gai Karachi University mein Faraz ki pitai,

Kyun k relly thi jamiat ki aur wo keh raha tha

Altaf Bahi...
Altaf Bhai... =P ;)

U Know
1 & 1 Makes 2.

U Also Know
1 & 1 Makes 11.

Do U Know.
1 & 1 Makes 1 ???

But..How?

?

Just Fall In Love.
;-)

There is only one way to happiness, and that is to cease
worrying things which are beyond the power of our will.

Winter time is full of light
Winter time is big and bright
Winter time is full of fun
Winter time has lots of sun.

Nokrani:Maalkin apki purani sarhee muje nai chaiye.

Malkin: Kyun?

Nokrani:Apki saree pehenne k bad sahab

"Aap"Ko samajh k mere paas b nai aate.

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

TEAM WORK

coming together is the beginning

keeping together is progress

working together is success

“MISS U SO MUCH”
Wherever I go
I carry you in my thoughts,
Whatever I do
I do it for you.
The spirit of love
Follows me always
And my feelings fly to u,away
I miss you so

i miss you so much
i miss you like crazy
when we arnt together
i become so lazy…

"If you cannot love a person
whom you see,

then how can you love
GOD whom you have never seen"

The New Year’s rolling in,
We’re planning quite a bash,
We need to have you here,
So it will be a smash!

Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,

wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!


HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo

"GADHA

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola


"khair Mubarak" ;p :

I like to spend my New Years’ eves,
In solitude,
In humble prayer,

In thanks for each year,
As it leaves,
For one more year of God’s sweet care…

Happy New Year

Manzil Ko Paane Ki Ho Tamanna Jin Ko FARAZ

Wo Log Dair Tak Soya Nahi Karte.

G(,”)(“,)D M(“;”)RNING

Best error message of the century.....!!!!

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No keyboard connected!!
Press F1 to continue... ;->

Anjam-e-Wafa Kia Hy
Socha Nahi Kerty

Momin Kabhi Halaat Se
Sauda Nahi Kerty

Ye Rasm Sikhai Hy
Hussain Ibn e Ali Ne

Sarr Sajde Mein Ho Tou
Teero'n Ki Parwah Nahi Kerty

Wo Jis Ne Apne Nana
Ka Wada Wafa Ker Dia

Ghar Ka Ghar
Supard-e-Allah Ker Dia

Nosh Ker Lia Jis Ne
Shahadat Ka Jaam

Us Hussain Ibn e Ali
Par Lakho'n Salam ...

Khwab bn k koi aye ga to neend aye gi

ab wohi ah k sulaye ga to neend aye gi

dil ki wo bat jo ankhu se beyan hoti hai

koi honto se sunaye ga to neend aye gi.