chandan's SMS Collection

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

“Children smile on the average 400 times/day; Adults: 15 times/day. Ever wonder why?

"Every man for the sake of the great blessed Mother in Heaven, and for the love of his own little mother on earth, should handle all womankind gently, and hold them in all Honour

younger than tomorrow
older than yesterday
i wish u today a very happy birthday!
may god bless u…

Wake up happy Chase a cloud
Laugh out loud Whistle a tune Whisper a promise
Savor a memory
Make it a gr8 day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

Who do you think is the laziest inventor of all times? It's the guy who invented the snooze in an alarm.

When man's wife died he changed his name to Rajesh B.A (bachelor again). He got married again. Guess his new name? Rajesh M.A (married again).

Boy: I like that girl. His friend: she has a boy friend. Boy: look. A goal post always has a goalkeeper, but that doesn't mean you can't score goals.

For a boys like it's easier to pick up girl of weight 50kg, but for the same its quiet difficult to pick up a gas cylinder of weight 14.2kg.

Aankhon Mein Manzilein Thi…
Gire Aur Sambhalte Rahe…
Aandhiyon Mein Kya Dum Tha…
Chiraag Hawa Mein Bhi Jalte Rahe…

Ladki ek aisi paheli hai, kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole "darling, how are you?". Na karo to bole "brother, who are you?".

Husband & Wife Husband: Main Tumhari roz roz ki farmaishon se tang aa gaya hoon…!

is liye khud khushi karne jaa raha hoon

Wife: Acha aik White Saari to dila dain Iddat kay dino main kya pehnungi . . ?

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gayi or boli.

Jab main bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi karo ge,

Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kar lunga.

Larki boli to kia apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi de sakte.

While at the college Santa happened to watch the notice board. It reads: Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Santa writes under - Let the men Permit to Enter

ap Cartoon

ap k Bhai Cartoon
ap ki behen Cartoon
ap k abbu Cartoon
ap ki Ammi Cartoon
ap ki Puri Family Cartoon
Dekhti Hai
Ya aap akele hi dekhte ho?

Do u know the full form of ABCDEFG? ItsA Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl now reverse the order :GFEDCBA Girls Forget Everything Done and Catches (new)Boy Again!!!

1 boy ki G.Frnd ny usy lettr likha, mujse milny 1 lrka aya hy,tumsy kahin acha hy,mei us se shadi karungi meri pic wapis bijhwa do
larky ny apne sary doston ki G.F ki 30 pics jama ki,drmyan me uski pic rkh k lettr likha,
lo,in mei sy nikal lo,me tmhari shakal bhool gya hn!!!

1 pthan ne 1 molvi se kch pucha

Molvi ne 2 thapar lagy
1 admi ne pthan se pucha tumne kya bola molvi ko?
Pthan:Mne srf pucha K
Valentine day ki nmaz kahan ho gi

A Toilet is like a committee meeting. People come with lot of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise, and ultimately drop the matter.

Why women love gold more than men? Because gold has 24 carrot whereas man has only one carrot...