Yash Nimdia's Quote Collection

Father: Math Main Kyon Fail ho Gaye?

Son: Teacher kehti hain k 3+5=8

Aglay Din Kehti Hain k 4+4=8

Phir Kehti Hain k 6+2=8

Unko Khud he Confirm Nahi to Mujhe kya paas Karengi…!

Kyon udas bethi ho kisi sham ki tarha.
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Jharu Pocha Karlo Mat betho Had haram ki Tarha

A boy was going with his girlfriend.

Friend asked: Who is she?

Boy: My cousin

Friend: Last year she was my cousin

Baap Apne Betay Se: Nalaik Parhle Kabhi Tu Ne Apni Koi Book Khol K B Dekhi Hai??

Beta:Haan Abbu Roz Kholta Ho Aik Book…

Baap:Konsi???

Beta: “FACEBOOK”