Yogesh Vats's Quote Collection

Machar aur Makhiki ho gayi shadi.
Pehli hi raat se ho gayi machar ki barbadi,
kehta hai ki meri kismat hi khoti hai,
makhi raat ko goodnight lagake soti hai.

Santa Se Puchha Ki-

“Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge?
Santa-”Cockroach”
Why?

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kyuki…. Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai….

Khushiyo sy naraz hai zindgi ,
Payr ka mohataj hai zindgi,
Has late hai logo ko dikhane ke leya,
wrna dard ke kithab hai zindgi.

Itni si baat hawao ko bataye rakhna,
roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna,
Lahu dekar ki hai jiski ifazat hamne,
aise tirange ko sada apne dil me basaye rakhna…

Mangi maut zindagi mili,
andheri me bhi roshni mili,
puchha khuda se kya hai sab se hassen tohfa mere liye?
hume us haseen tofhe me aapko dosti mili

Idiot means

I=I
D=do
I=ishq
O=only
T=tumse

so if u want to ay any one i lv u so just say idiot

Ab Tu Hi Nahi Sanam To Teri Yaadein Hi Sahi,

In Yaadon Mein Chhupi Hui Ye Andheri Raatein Hi Sahi,

Tha Zindagi Mein Aye Dost Ek Tere Sath Ka Hi Sahara,

Jo Ab Wo Nahi To Tere Jhuthe Waade Hi Sahi…

Lo Phir Aagaya Appraisal,
Boss Ne Kaha Discussion Karenge Kal,
Jaane Kal Kab Aayega,
Pata Laga Kal Aate Aate
Next Appraisal Aa Jayega…

Na khabo me dkha na nzaro me dkha,

1000 me 1 hmne tmhi ko dkha,

Gum dne wle to hr pl hain yha,

Hr pl khushi dne wlo me 1 tmhi ko dkha...

Ek admi dosrey admi se
"ye bachey itne shararti kyun hotey hain"

DOsra bola
"Jo cheez banti sharaRat se hy wo sharif kasey ho sakti hey"

Log Kehty Hyn k Mohabbat Aur Jang Main Sab Jaiz Hy Tou Phir ...

Mohabbat Main Paida Kia Hua Bacha













NAJAIZ Kyun Hai

Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz me kia Farq hai?
Papa: Tum mery bety ho Ye Sach hai,Tumhara Dost Arshad B mera hi beta hai Ye 1 Raaz hai

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ICE-CREAM 4 U
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Zayada Muskurao Mat

Ager HIMMAT Hai Too Kha K Dekho?!!!

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its the ocean of love?.

Dive in its depth & go down.

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Chal hon bas V kr k dub k marna ee