mahesh's Quote Collection

Kisibhi mode pe hum tume khone nahi denge,
Khabhi juda humase nahi hone denge.

kuch dost khass hote hai,jo dur rehker bhi pass hote hai,Tanahai khabhi mehsoos nahi hoti,jab unaki yado ke saye sath hote hai.

Wife-I am going to England
What gift i shall bring u.
Husband - A British girl.
Wife came back and said
Wait for nine months.

Dil ne khaha jiju ko sms karate hai,
Phir khyal aya ki dil to pagal hai,
Phir socha dil agar pagal hai to mere jiju konase normal hai.

Aap ko macharone bhahoot pareshan kiya usaki khopadi ghoomi,usane zahar piya aou bola kato kato ab sab mar jaogey.

Hawao zra hal unaka suna zana
Wo kaise hai zra hamako bata zana,
Ky wo bhi karate hai yad khabhi,
Unase puchker zra hame bata zana.

Hum rishte ka furz u hi nibhate rahenge,
Waqt bewaqt apako satate rahenge,
Dua karo ki lambi ho umar hamari,
Nahi to bhut banker darate rahenge.

SORY FOR DUSTURB
Lekin mamal argunt hai
sitaji ka dobara apharan ho gaya hai
Hanuman ji ko 100 bandaro ki jarurat hai
sms milte hi nikal pado.

Aap bade he handsome ,goodlooking,popular talented,kind ideal geneous ka sms padh rahe hai