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Updated 9 years ago
 
9 Years Ago | 7 shares | By Jyoti Sharma # 89

Happy married life to you guys and wishing you all the wealth and prosperity throughout your life; don't fight!

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9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Malkit Singh Gill # 11

Two eyes but they see one vision two ears but they listern one sound, likewise u 2 r different but now onwards u will live one life !! WEDDING WISHES.

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9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Asish Sharaff # 469

A Wedding

Is Just Like A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your Own Flower ...

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9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Avish # 318

3 Students Didn’t
prepare for a Test.
They made a plan.
They went to the
DEAN next morning
and said “Sir we had
gone for a wedding
and our car Tyre Bursted. So we had to push
all the way, so we
couldn’t study.”
The DEAN agrees
and gives them
3 Days Time.
After 3 days all three
were seated in
Different Rooms.
The paper consisted
of Just 1 Question…
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.
.
.
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WHICH TYRE BURSTED..?
a. Front Right
b. Front Left
c. Back Right
d. Back Left.????

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9 Years Ago | 0 shares | By MrCoOl # 350

At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!

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10 Years Ago | 9 shares | By Nirati # 47

Heart filled wishes on your wedding; hoping the best for you two today and forever; happy married life.

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11 Years Ago | 6 shares | By Priyanka # 57

Cheers! on your wedding, was a great friend to know and I am damn sure that she is gonna keep you smiling, happy and cheerful all your life! Happy married life to you two.

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11 Years Ago | 1 shares | By Vivek # 73

You two are one of the best couples I have ever seen, may God grant you a happy married life!


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11 Years Ago | 8 shares | By Abhinit # 71

May you love and hold each other in the worst of times with trust, faith and belief; hoping the best for you on your auspicious wedding.

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shobhit # 77

Girl:It''s 2 tight
Boy:Don''t worry,I do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cann''t,
Gal:It''s painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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We will buy new WEDDING RING!

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sourabh # 83

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Nirati # 47

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Pallavi # 105

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kuldeep # 69

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shantanu # 58

Wouldn''t we look cute on a wedding cake together?

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jamie Wilkinson # 125

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering.

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Rahul # 88

A bride at her second wedding does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By friends # 5509

INDIAN WOMEN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

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Top Contributors

Points Rank Wishes
Malkit Singh Gill 840 11 840
Nirati 503 47 503
Bhawesh 503 48 503
Priyanka 497 57 497
Shantanu 497 58 497
Kuldeep 490 69 490
Abhinit 490 71 490
Vivek 490 73 490
Priyanka 488 74 488
Shobhit 488 77 488
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