Wife Wishes and Status Messages

wives are funny creatures....
They won't sleep with their husbands for weeks but want to kill the woman who does!!!

Test ur chemisry knowledge:

Which weapon can b made with tungston,iodine & iron?


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-WIFE.


(W+I+Fe)

Some husbands hold wife’s hand in malls… because, If they leave her hand she’ll go for shopping. It looks romantic but actually it’s economic.

Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
and pease so here are some sleeping pills.

Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor:They are for you.!!

Biwi: Tumare dimag me sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati: To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho?

A beautiful woman uses her lips for truth her voice for kindness her ears for campassion her hands for charity her heart for love for those that don’t like her, she uses prayer.

Women claim that all gud men are married, while all wives complain about their lousy husbands.This proves that there is no such thing as a gud man!

Short Poem for A Wife:
She is the apple of my eye
The reason that I live,
She is all that I could wish for
My heart to her I give.