Latest Quotes - Page 1636

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you''re still an idiot.

Get a new car for your spouse; it''ll be a great trade!

If you think nobody cares if you''re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

Join the Army, meet interesting people, and kill them.

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Your mind is so open - so open that ideas simply pass through it.

Don''t let you mind wander - it''s far too small to be let out on its own

He always finds himself lost in thought - it''s an unfamiliar territory

I don''t think you are a fool, but what''s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others

I''ll love you till the end! And then some more.

Without your LOVE, dayz are "Saddy, Moanday,Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, Shatterday".

I''m not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU

How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to.
Love you dear.

Just when I thought it couldn''t get better, you prove me wrong! I love you!

Just had to let you know... you''re the best! I love you!

Bfseing with you is like having every single one of my wishes come true.

In case you didn''t know, I''ll be loving you always and forever!

The way you look into my eyes, It scares me
The way you say "I love you", It scares me
The way you know just what to say, It scares me
The ways you scare me, I love it

The shortest word for me is "I"
The sweetest word for me is "love"
The only word for me is "you!"

Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

How do frogs die? They Ker-mit suicide.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?

When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get?

hy are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have a phone!

Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman? The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it!

Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? ..... When the traffic light is read they think it is a joke

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