Riddles Wishes and Status Messages

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Andhay ki Bewi ko bahra Bhaga kai lai gaya.
Aur Goongay nai dekh liya
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Ab goonga andhay ko kaisay bataye
ki bahra us ki bewi bhaga kE lai gaya ?

Its Challenge for u Ans it ?

Select any pair of Alphabets
Then ill tell you ke aap kis tarha ki mohabat karte hai....,.
MM ??
FF ??
CC ??
AA ??
ZZ ??
SS ??
Reply fast.











Answer

MM...Time pas.
FF...Romantic.
CC...Just Friendship.
AA..Sachi Mohobbat karte ho.
ZZ...Dhoka Dete ho.
SS...Itni Ziyada k Shadi karny ki Planing hai.

Mathematical Jokes :

Which song is this?
12.99999

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‘tera hone laga hoon’

Which song is this?
13.00000000000001

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‘tera tera tera suru…’

Guess which song is this
2v2v2v2v2

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‘Jab mila two root two root two root two root two’

Guess which song is this
212

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‘Two mere agal bagal’

One night, a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker go to a hotel.
When they get their bill, however, it's for four people.
Who's the fourth person?
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Answer:
One night can also mean one knight. That makes it four!

This is a smart test, try 2 solve it

R+CAT+SHOW-RAT+SUN-CHOSE+MOON+I-NOON+GOAL+T-GOAT-U+E

Send answer if u r a genius.
It's only 1 word.
Solve and reply


Answer = SMILE :)

Angrez Darwaza kholne ko Hindi me kaise kahega...
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U dnt kw......?
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Mai btati hu......

Wo kahega "THERE WAS A COLD DAY."

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Say ten times khud smjh aa jyega.

If you remove the second letter,
It is everywhere!

Guess what ???!


HAIR

AIR
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Answer : CHAIR

PSPTQRRSHSRRPQSARPSQPRKSRQP-PQRSTQPSROSPRQ-PSQRNQRRSPASPQSSRHPSRIQRS-SPRRGPRSRARQSYPRSSQEPRSQS? Sirf "P,Q,R,S" ko delete karo jo baqi rahay uska jawab do.

Hai
Smart
bahot
woh
hai
bheja
Ne
Jis
aur
hoon
raha
padh
se
Niche
ko
Msg
Jo
hoon
pagal
woh
Mai





Confused??.Ab msg Niche se upar padho.

btfhoefbngoa
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uper diye huye words me se,o,b,f
delete kar de,aur hasil kare,ek khoobsorat gift....

Wo kon si cheez hai? jis ko
agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti,
Lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.

Sawal hai Jawab jarur dena, Wo kya Cheez hai Jo Saal me Ek baar,
Mahine me 2 baar,
Hafte me 4 baar,
aur Din me 6 baar aati hai.

This is a secret msg send only for you, try to solve what it means:

LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

Answer= I MISS YOU

A Beggar’s Brother Died,
But The Man Who Died Had No Brother
How Could This Be…?
Answers :-
The Beggar Was A Female

Fist is the first of the first
Last is the first of the last
zeros are middle..who am I ?

"OTFBHFEONGFOA"

uper Diye Huye Words Main Se

O, B, F

Delete Kar Den.

Aur Hasil Karen, ek Khoobsorat Gift.
just for you..

1 bus usme 7 ladki. Har ladki k pass 7 bag. Har bag me 7 billi aur har billi k 7 bacche. To batao sabke milakar kitne legs hue? It's challengs 4 u....do reply

Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.

Ab isko lafz 'PHOOL' k bagair parho.
:-)

Dont use calculator n calculate it


1030 + 1030 + 30 + 5 + 5












and the ans is 2100 not 3000

try it

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CONFUSED????
Turn ur phone upside down & read again.. :-)

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79 “7%7.9 9U7 9.%7?
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Ab edit mein jaake 7&9 ko delete karo ek sach dikhega.

X is important than LOVE. X is imposible 4 GOD. X is above GOD. If u eat X u'll die. X is 7 letter word. If u r genius tell me what is X...?

Choose any no. And write d name of Prsn u like 111 222 333 444 555 666 Name compulsary. I will tell their feeling for u.. 111- luves u 222-friendship 333-he'She is ur sweet heart 444-good pairs 555-want u forever 666-luves forever..!

I Like D People Like YOU who Like others Like ME and Make D others Like ME to Like YOU.....

Read it Again
There is a Wonderful Meaning.....

R u Fed Up With 4Ward Msgs..Read This One 'erac ekat' 'etin dug' 'zmrd teews' 'llew peels' Dis Is Not a Fwd Msg..This Is a Bckwd Msg..

dimag ho to jawab do…….
ek langde admi ne andhe ki biwi ko kidnap kar lia
usko gunge ne dekh lia
ab batao ki gunga andhe ko kaise bataega….

1 Larka 1 Larki Na Woh Shauhar-B.V Na Woh Bhai-Behen Na Woh Maa-Beta Larki Ka Susar, Larkay K Susar Ka Baap Hai. To Larki Larkay Ka Kya Rishta Banta hai? Its Challenge For You. Answer: Saas-Damaad

EK SWAL JO karde apki neand kharab, SADI ke pehle ladki ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai jo sadi ke baad wapas le leta hai. DIMAG HO BTAO give me answer.

X is imposible for God, X is above God, If u eat X u will die, rich needs X, poor has X , X is a 7 letter word Reply if u r genius. What is X?