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Two deaf men are discussing
their wives using sign language.
1st: What to you do when
your wife start complaining.
2nd: just stop listening
1st: How…?
2nd: I turn off the lights

Long ago, Men who sacrificed their
love, youth, parents, identity,
laughter and their happines
were called SAINTS!
Now they are called HUSBANDS!

School ke Dino me Pyar Hua
Propose Kiya Letter Dekar
Jawab Aaya Kitaab me Chupkar
Kbi mulakat hui hi Nhi
Qki Kitab Kbi hmne chui hi nahi

Muskan Pe uski Jaan Dia Krta Hu
Hr Aaht Phchan Liya Krta Hu

Muje To Nhi Pata Pr Ghar WaLe KehTe H

Mai Nind Me B uska Ka Naam Liya Krta Hu

Jina sirf mere liye"
Ye sms tere liye"

Kabhi khushi kabhi gum"
Sms na honge kam"

Fir hera feri"
Ab sms ki bari teri"

Kabhi alvida na kahna"
Hamesha sms karte rehna.

Din mai karoge to sust rehoge,
Raat mai karoge to chust rehoge,
Roj karoge to khus rehoge,
Din raat karoge to tandurust rehoge..
What ??
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Sms yar.

Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Wah.... wah..
Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri
Mai barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jae meri.

Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan wah wah.?
Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan,
Anjane m hi sahi tum kar to rahe raktdan,

Dil ko kaash yeh maloom ho jata....

Ae_Dosto

Mohabbat
tab tak acchi hai jab tak nahi hoti.

Hum Ne Mohbaton Ky Nashe Me Aa Kr
Use Khuda Bana Dala,
Hosh Tab Aaya Jab Us Ne Kaha Ky Khuda
Kisi ek Ka Nahi Hota…

dard sabko sunane ki jarurat kya hai,
apne sath sabko rulane ki jarurat kya hai,
waqt yuhi kam hai zindgi ke liye,
ruth kar waqt bitane ki jarurat kya hai...

Zamane ka ye dastur kaisa,
Pyar ko pana ye kasur kaisa,
Agar mohbbt gunah hai zamane me,
To fir insan ko mohbbt sikhane wala wo rab bekasur kaisa..??

Har mulaqat unse adhuri si rahi, har khushi mein kuch kami si
rahi, khwab
kya dekhe tumhare humne, neend ki ankhon se dushmani se rahi..

Agar apno se juda hona itna aasan hota,
To jism se rooh ko alag karne ke liye,
Aasmaan se Farishtey nhi aate........

Main Nahe Janta Piyar Me Bewafai Q Milti Hai
Faqat Itna Zaror Janta Hon
Jab Dil Bhar Jaye To Log
Kahin Or Dil Laga Letey Hain.

Ho agar waqt to mulakat kar Lena

DIL kuch kahe to bat kr Lena

Yun to busy honge AAP apno me
Par
1 Lamha mil jaye to hume b yad kar Lena

Joy is what I wish for you
Success in everything you do
Hope all your dreams come true
And luck may not leave you.
Happy Birthday

Waking up to a new day is a gift,
appreciate it and do
remember you are loved.
Have a good day!!

We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everythingz changed!
Good Morning..

Every Morning is a Wonderful Blessing from God,
Either Cloudy raining or Sunny shining.
It stands for Hope which gives us
another start of what we call Life.
Have a Good Morning & Good Day!!

I look upon death to be as necessary
to our constitution as sleep.
We shall rise refreshed in the morning.
Good Morning..

Yesterday is history.
Tomorrow is a mystery.
What about Today?
Today is a gift!.
That is why we call it the present.
Good Morning..

As I awaken each morning,
my dreams of you fade as thoughts of you flood
my mind with sensual assault.
Good Morning..

You are a nice friend so.
Nice morning.
You are a sweet friend so.
Sweet morning.
You are a loving frnd so.
Lovely morning.
You are a Good friend so.
Good Morning!

Message by confused alarm clock to dear Human,
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U get mad when i wake u up & u also get mad when i don't wake u..
Chahta kya hai bhai tu?
gud mrng

Good Morning!
We think everyday is the same;
Day by day the same routine.
However when we look back
We realize everything’s changed!…

Everybody Searches For A Chance To
Impress Other But
They Don’t Understands
That
Impressions Are Made By Very Casual
Happening..
G o.0 d
M o r n ! n g

GOD is the best listener,
You don't need to shout nor Cry loud.
Because he hear's Even the very silent prayer of a sincere Heart.
Gud morning

A Sweeter Smils

A Brighter Day

Hope Everything Turns Out

Great 4U 2day.

good morning

Have A Lovely Day

Friendship Is Not Written By Chalk
2 Erase Or Write Again.
It?s Written With Da Ink Of Love
On The Wall Of Heart
Once Written Can?t Be Changed Dats Frndship

If we both exchange one rupee, we have one rupee.
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but
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if we both exchange one good thought, we have two good thoughts... :)
wooww.......em kinna wadddda Genius naaa :)
thnku thnku

A smile is sign of joy
A hug is sign of luv
A laugh is sign of happines
&
A frnd lik me,Wel thts a sign of ur
gud Karam of pichle janam.

Agr Apko Mujse jyada acha dost Mile To Chle Jana
Pr Jb Wo Apko Chode To Piche Dkhna
Hum Wahi Pr Rhenge Aap k Intzr Me
Sirf Ye Khne K Liye
“Krali Bezti Aja Hun”

Agar koi DOST nahi toh life is JAIL,
Or Agr BURE DOST ho to Nothing is Well
But Agr DOST Tumhare jesa ho to AaL Izz WELL

Love is fashion.
But Friendship is ocean.
Fashion will change.
But Ocean wil nevr change!
Dats Frndship.

Every thing costs sumthing & so does my msg;
4m 2day i hav decided 2 charge for my msgs
& d price is.”YOUR SMILE” Hope U will Pay :-)

Don?t Get Attracted To People
Who Have Achieved Great
Heights. . .
Love Those,
Who Hold You When You Fall
From Those Heights. . .

A LOYAL 0ne
Is Better Than
A ROYAL 0ne ...

KYA GAM H KYA KHUSI MALUM NHI,
TUM MERE HO YA PRAYE MALUM NHI,
KITNA YAAD KRTA HU TUME MALUM NHI,
YE PAL TO MUJSE KAT NHI RAHE,
KAISE KATEGI YE ZINDGI MALUM NHI,

TUMHE AKELE TANHA RAHNA NA DENGE,
SAARE GUM TUMHARE HUM LE LENGE,
VISVASH RAKHNA MUJH PAR A DEAR,
TERE VISVASH KO KABHI HUM TOOTNE NA DENGE,

MANA KIT UM UDAASH HO KISI BAAT SE,
PAR NA TU DUR HO MERE SATH SE,
WO TUJE RULA RAHA H PYAR KE NAAM SE,
MERA SATH DE DE DEAR PYAR NA SAHI SIRF DOSTI KE NAAM SE

NA MUJE KISI KA DIL CHAHIYE,
NA MUJE JMANE SE KOI AAS H,
JO MERI DEAR KI HASI LOTA DE,
MUJE US KHUSI KI TALASH H,

sitare chahte hain ki raat aye,
ham kya likhen ki aapka jawab aye,
sitaro ki chamak to nhi mujhme,
ham kya karen ki aapko hamari yaad aye.

Roshan rahe tumhari duniya chamkte aftab ki tarah, tum hamesha muskurate raho khilte gulab ki tarah.

Girl: Aaj se hamara rishta khatam
Hum ek dusre ko sare gift wapis karte
hain......:
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Boy: Thik hai RECHARGE se start karte
hain........
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Girl: Janu ab mazaq b nahi kar sakti
kya ?

Sweet Lines By
A Lover . . . ! ! !

"One Reason

...GOD Created Time

Was So That

I Could Spend

Mine With YOU

IF WE WANT TO SEE NEXT DAY WE MUST PASS ON FROM NIGHT SAME WAY IF WE WANT TO GO TO NEXT CLASS WE HAVE TO CLEAR EXAM. HAY!!!! ALL THE BEST FOR EXAM

zindegi bahut kuch sikhati hai,,
thora hasati hai thora rulati hai,,
khud se zyada kisi pe
bharosa mat karna,,
kyunki andhere me parchai v
sath chor jati hai..

Rishto ki dunia me aksar aisa hota hai,
dil se inhe nibhane wala hi rota hai,
jukhna pade to jukh jana apno ke liye,
kyoki hr rishta ek nazuk samjhota hota hai..

Make bst use of ur tongue..-
TELL what u feel,
SAY what u expect.

coz opportunities cn b lost in a blink of eye bt regrets last a life long.. :)
gd day.

duniya ke sach:-
1.aap khu8li aankho pe sabun nahi laga sakte.
2.aap apne baal nhi gin sakte.
3.jeebh bahar ho to saans nhi le sakte.
ab jeebh andar kar lo stupid lag rahe ho.