Cricket Jokes Quotes

Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.
Misbah: mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…
Afridi: hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.

In a cricket match.. There was a cute girl.. She painted India flag on her face.. A boy kissed on her face and said...Mera Bharat Mahan...

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

In A Cricket Ground.. Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa: Oye...Yaar.. I Am Waiting For Highlights!

Tendulkar, Playing On 99.
India Needs 4 Runs Fr0m 1 Ball.
Akhtar B0wls To Tendulkar.
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Tendulkar Takes A Single N Completes His Century… ;->

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…