Cute Wishes and Status Messages

Two small kids – boy and girl were crying.
Someone asked why are you both crying???

Girl said my doll has broken.

Boy said- because my doll is crying.

cute feeling..;
my hands never pain while typing message for you..;
but my hearts always feel pain when there is no reply 4rm u..

Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
“Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari”
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!

1 Bachche ne shivji se cycle mangi, pr use cycle nahi mili to usne mandir se ganesh murti churai aur 1 letter rakh diya agar bachcha wapis chahiye to cycle le anaa.

A nursery boy proposes a girl:
I Love U.

Gal Replies:
Ek thapad marungi khichke.

boy Replies
Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
badhi aayi thapad marungi.

1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?

Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..!!

2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. haha

Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Taki k wo Humari Baat Karain
Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
Bacha: Tution parhney ke liye…
Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.

Hello!!
What's wrong with your mobile?

I Tried so many times but Every time I call it says-The subscriber you are trying to reach is in your heart!.

CUTE people r like wind. You can only feel their presence & sincerity. Now dont look here n there to find them. Just luk at the name of the sender...!
:-) gd mrng.

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th standard-
Boy- Do you hug your teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for the rest of your life??

Cutest Proposal by A Boy
Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?
Girl: Ok, Done
Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: That is my life without you.

A nursery boy proposes a girl: I Love U.
Gal Replies: Ek thapad marungi khichke.
Boy Replies Mukka to jese tu khaygi nahi phir?
Badi aayi thapad marungi.

Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper- Jab me badi ho jaungi aap Apne BETE Ki shaadi mujse karoge ?
Shopkeeper smiling - Haan Beta zarur kar dunga,
GIRL - To apni hone wali BAHU ko 1 DAIRYMILK do..!!!

When youur fear touches
someones pain, it becomes pity,

when your love touches
someones pain,it becomes compassion

Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy: Love u Jaanu.

Once a while good people need a reminder of how special and lovable they are... With this message, consider yourself reminded !!

thanks 4 the nice words. 4 me all i can say u r 1 of the best person i have ever loved and will continue 2 love u. u bring joy 2 sadness an light 2 darkness

A cute boy asks a fallen rose:
Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?
Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u''re the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying.

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:)

Someone somewhere dreams of your smile...and while thinking of you says life is worthwhile. So whenever you''re lonely...remember its true....someone somewhere is thinking of you

Don''t u ever wonder y people txt u but hv nothing imp to say! It''s 4 the simple reason... u r such a nice person 2 think of, like the way I''m thinking of u now

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise.

Gr8 people talk about things.small people talk about other people .and legends never talk they send sms

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

A hopeless man.A feels Difficulty in every chance and a Hopeful man feels a Chance in every difficulty. (Hazrat Ali.AS.) Good Decision comes from experience, but experience comes from bad decision... This is life... So don''t worry for any mistake.. Go ahead & learn from them.

Destiny decides who you meet in your life.......but only your heart decides who gets to stay in your life. Treasure the one you wish to stay with and live life without regrets.

Nice people r like wind, u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but u can alwayz feel deir persence. dont luk here n dere 2find dem, luk in the mirror...

Cutest proposal ever by a boy of 5th std-
Boy- Do u hug ur teddy bear while sleeping at night??
Gal- Yes!
Boy- Can I replace it for d rest of ur life?? ;-)