Flirt Wishes and Status Messages - Page 9

If feel little
dizzy, lot bored,
little sick, all lost,
little sad and frestrated,
I know whats wrong....
UR'suffering from the lack of...
VITAMINE -"I"

There are animalz dat i need in my life. . A minx (coat) in my wardrobe, . A jaguar in d garage, . A lion in d bed and . A man pay ma billz.

Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people... I suggested ur name. They said Oh!!! No we cant disturb our Boss...

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana... agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana... Agar waha me na dikhu, to samajh lena tu narak me hai...

day u''ll B srprisd c ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding hands, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

American - Dogs can find Bombs in our country. Japanese - Fish can play Ball in our country. Indians - That''s not a matter, Monkey can read SMS in our country...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hihihihihi ihihihihihihihihihihihihi
hohohohohohohohohohoho
nothing special my friend, just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule... Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe.. Oh! No where should I Hide???

Aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye, aap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye, aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye, aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye.

Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai, Harpal aapki faryad karte hai, Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko, Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai...

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na. Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana, Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yaar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga..

Woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai KYA! kitna ganda sochte ho......... I am talking about AFRICA sudhar jao.

Ek bar karo na plz.. kisi ko pata nahi chalega.. plz karo naaa........ muje acha lage ga... ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri kar do na plzz... ek pyara sa SMS!!

Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya... Khushbu teri sath laya... Phir mere dil me khayal aaya... Ke Lagta hai ki... Aaj bhi TU... Nahin ''NAHAYA''.

Arz kiya hai: I am a dog and u r a flower, gaur farmaiega, I am a dog and u r a flower, so let me lift my leg n give u a shower.

If u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u ward this, u r spreading that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous..

Kya aap k ser per seing hain? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay.

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai, Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai.

Suno kahaan hoo..................... Jaha ho wahi rehna.................. - gahntte tak bahar nahi niklna.......... Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai.......... Bahar Bandar pakerne wale ghur phir rahe hain ...

Aap hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! " Allah k naam pe dede baba".

We''ve known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more.... than friends? Coz i like u very much, will u b my partner ... rob a bank?

Sweet fruits r nice eat, sweet words r nice say, but sweet people r really hard find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage find me.

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan".

Yaad hai jab hum pehli bar mile the.... station andheri thi, train ruki thi, achanak tum aye aur bole, "allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba".

Nobody likes u, nobody cares u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is Nobody..........

U r many kilometers away frm me, still i''m watching ur every move thru different channels; . pogo . cartoon network . animal planet.

Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Because he wanted to Create a SAMPLE Be Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain aur Neechey Thora aur NeeChey One Step More Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney niche Utro Gey, Mujhey Nahee Maloom tha.

Sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon.

Ram chandra ko lanka par attack ke liye bandro ki zaroorat hai, phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran nikal paro.