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Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandani Raton Mein Ayegi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge.

Sometimes God upsets your plans
to set up his own plans..
God plans r perfect.
So never get upset
when your plans get upset
Have faith in God and Yourself.

If you are serious about celebrating your birthday,

then the party must still be happening and that means that it's not
too late to wish you a Happy Birthday.

If I get your smile, I dont need flowers. If I get your voice, I dont need music. If you speak to me, I dont need anybody. If you are my love, I dont need the world.

Night has gone,
Morning has gone
But I have good noon to say you
GoOOod Afternoon

Marde haan teri mohabbat che, Maran to baad ki hoyega, Chehre ton kafan uthe ke dekhin, Labaan te tera hi naam hoyega.

I wish you a very Happy Onam, May the God bless you and fill your heart with joy & happiness. May the color and lights of Onam fill your home with happiness and joy. Have the most beautiful Onam.

"Jin Siddato Se Koshish Kar Raha Hoon
Ab Mai Tumhe Bhulane Ki Kabakht
Kabhi Bahut Dil Se Dua Maanga Karta Tha
Tumhe Apna Banane Ki"

Make a Mind which never
minds…Make a Heart which never
hurts…Make a Touch which never
pains..&…Make a ‘RELATION’
which never ‘Ends’.

History teacher - mughlan ne kado takk raj kita ?
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sardar - page no 15 to 26 tak.

Kiss Is The Key Of Love,
Love Is The Lock Of Marriage,
Marriage Is The Box Of Children,
And too many Children means more Problem for the world
So Please Stop Kissing & Save the world for a while…

Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is your Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting with
students who said dat you are not the
most
beautiful
teacher in this college.

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK,

TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA,

VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.

Congratulations!!

you are Perfect "AADHIVASI".

Don't use your blanket just think at my love it will warm u ,
Don't use pillow just think at my hands
It will trap ur head ,
Don't close your mouth
I will be kissing u all night Good Night, I Love you.

The moon has been sighted
The samoosas are ready
Here comes EID so just go steady
Lots of dua's is all i request
and just wanted to wish you all the BEST!!!
Eid Mubarak.

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

If ever I was rude to you,

If ever I was angry with you,

If ever I misbehaved with you,

then don’t hesitate,

JUST SLAP yourself

Mistake aap ki hi hogi.

Have this year's 1st festival bring happiness in your life.

Wish you & your family

Happy Pongal....

When someone loves you,
the way they say your name is different.
You know that
your name is safe in their mouth.”

May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life’s Best Things For You!
Happy Mother's Day