Fool Quotes

A Person Who Is Always Announcing He’s No Fool, Usually Has His Doubts.

We’re all Fools Whether We Dance Or Not. So We Might As Well Dance.

The only day which reminds us what we are on the other 365 days is April Fool's Day..
Hope you have a great one today

A fool will always be a fool .. Have a happy fool's day

New financial year, new fools. Can we ignore the old fools like you. ?
Never.. Have a great day..

Happy April Fool's Day

Happy Fool's Day to someone who has never tried an experiment in life..

To someone who tests the depth of water with both feet, enjoy your special day..
Happy Fool's Day

Happy April Fool's Day dear friend, You make it possible for us to succeed.. .

Happy Fool's Day

Happy April Fool's Day!

April Fools
April Fools Everywhere

Try talking sense to a fool and he will always call you foolish.

Happy April Fool's Day to one such person .. .

Blend a little absurdity for your prudence: it’s good to be silly at the right time.

As long as it’s happening to somebody else everything seems funny.

Happy Fool's Day..!

My friend thinks the only food that can make you cry is Onions..
.. . So I threw a coconut at him.

Let us be thanksworthy for the fool; but for them the rest of us could not pursue.

We would all be kings if every fool wore a crown.

Keep calm and carry on playing pranks. It’s April Fool’s Day

I am surprised at your wit, intelligence, smartness and knowledge. But most of all, I am surprised at my false praise of you!

Happy Fools’ Day my friend!!

A crowning moment for fools like you. Enjoy your special day!

I may forget to wish you on New Year's, Holi or Diwali.
But I never forget to wish you on your very special day..

Happy April Fool’s Day!

April fool is the day...
Upon which we are...
Reminded of what we are...
On the other three hundred...
And sixty four days...
Happy April Fools Day

Iss Kadar hum aapko chahte hein,
Ke duniya wale dekh le jal jate hein,
Yu toh hum sabhi ko ullu banate hein,
Lekin aap thoda jaldi ban jaate hein!!!
Happy April Fools day

I am your Girlfriend
Smart
Intelligent
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.
Happy April Fools Day...

You are the most cute person in the world,
Just a second..... don't misunderstand,
Cute means.... Creating Useless Trouble Everywhere.
Happy Fool's Day!

April Fools Day is the perfect day to confess your undying love for someone,
If they don't feel the same, you can just yell - trolled you!

April Fools Day is the perfect day to say everything horrible,
You've wanted to say to people and then pretend it's a joke.

Today is April Fools day,
Believe nothing and trust no one,
Just like any other day.

Ek pagal tha, bilkul pagal tha, ekdam pagal tha, pagal ka pagal tha, lekin ghabarao nahi aapke samne wo kuch bhi nahi tha.. first - April Fool..!

If you are in tension,

If nothing seems right,

If you find no way out,

Then just think of me only once,

I will be always there to increase your tensions..... Dumbo.

You will be a ROSE for all TREES

You will be a SMILE

for all FACES

Youwill be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
You will be a BROHTER

for all CUTE GIRLS .

I Miss you a Lot Dear....

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" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R.

MAKAYA, HAKAYA, RUMBHA, ZUMBHATIMBAK,

TUMBA, JINGALA JINGA, RAGIRA,

VAGIRA, HELULU, HETATA, NARAKA, HIBAHA.

Congratulations!!

you are Perfect "AADHIVASI".

Plz Call Me,
Its Urgent.
Ek Accident Ho Gaya Hai.
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Aap Ka Hi Blood Group Chahiye,
Plz Mana Mat Karna
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Gadha Mar Jayega

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This was your thumb exercise

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I lo

I lov

I love

I love you...

I love you the most.

I love you the best.

I love you a lot..


Because MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember three things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open
Lets go!

So sweet is your SMILE,
So sweet is your STYLE,
So sweet is your VOICE,
So sweet is your EYE,
See .......how sweetly I LIE.

A - You are Attractive
B - You are the Best
C -You are Cute
D -You are Dear 2 Me
E - You are Excellent
F - You are Funny
G -You are Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING

You are equal to sixty james bond!


How??


007 * 60 = 420

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!


Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

SomeOne..

MiSSES YOU.

NeeDS YOU...

Worries About YOU.

Lonely Without YOU.

Guess Who?

THE MONKEY IN

... THE ZOO ...

WARNING ! ! !



This is a VIRUS . . .



When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

You are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

Are you smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

Aaj Kal..Har Pal
Har Waqt..
Din Bhar..
Mujhe Rehta Hai..
Bas Tera Hi Khayaal..
Kyonke Aane Wala Hai
April Fool..
Aur Banana Hai Tumko
April Fool.

Fact1: U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue...
Fact2: After reading dis,
99/100 idiots would try it..
April Fool...

I am fool.. i am fool....
i am fool....
i am fool....
i am fool....
OK OK COOL
I Agree you are FOOL
Control urself
Happy April fool wishes.

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai